Facebook Hilarity #1

So, the other night, I was laughing ALL of my ass off on Facebook with a couple fb friends...they were going TOO hard on my man, Flav, I mean givin it TO his ass...I brought up a good subject, saying that Lil Boosie is Flav's son. Now, let me go ON RECORD saying that I'm not calling Lil Boosie OR FLav, ugly, I'm just sayin, they FAAAAAAVORRRR! You be the judge:




Dont judge me...lmao! Shoutout to Flav and good luck to Boosie! Marcus called Boosie a moon cricket! Funny sh*t...love u Boosie! Shoutout to Larry and Marcus on Facebook!






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MTV's "JACKASS" star Ryan Dunn dies!

I dont know if the photo below is familiar to you, but if you are an avid fan of the "Jackass" franchise (MTV), then you know ALL too well what the hell this is! Jackass star, Ryan Dunn, decided he wanted to ram a Hot Wheels toy car up his ass and go to the ER and prank doctors, telling them he got wasted and passed out at a frat party. This was an all-too-hilarious stunt by the star, which made an imprint on the show, alongside longtime friend, Johnny Knoxville, and others. Sadly, Ryan Dunn's life ended hours ago in a fiery car crash...

Doctors performed an x-ray on Dunn's rectum, revealing a toy car up his ass...you GOTTA look that up on Youtube...HEE-LAR-IOUS!!!


Sunday night, Ryan Dunn, 34,  and friends enjoyed a night out, drinking and good timing. He probably never thought in a million years that this would be his last night on this Earth...

This is Ryan Dunn, a crazy ass "Jackass" star who was a major part of a new show that just premiered, "Proving Ground". The show's 2nd episode was set to air tomorrow, but has been pulled.


According to reports, Ryan Dunn's Porsche 911 GT3 skidded off the road, flipped over a guardrail, and crashed into the woods, then burst into flames. Speed was more than likely a factor in this crash, police said.

A bizarre twist in this story, this photo was Twitpic'd just a few hours before Dunn's car accident.
 
This is a photo of the horrific skidmarks from Dunn's Porsche. He obviously was caught off-guard, or so smashed that the crash was unavoidable. Autopsies will be performed today to confirm if this was a drunk-driving incident or not.
 
This is what is left of the wreckage. The Porsche was burned to nothing, and was unrecognizable, except for a door that was torn from the vehicle, avoiding incineration. Both Dunn and his passenger were severely burned beyond recognition. Dunn was identified only by his tatoos and hair, while the passenger has still not yet been identified at this time.

This incident is so new that Ryan Dunn's Wikipedia hasnt even been updated to place his dath date. My thoughts and prayers go out to the families and friends involved, especially to the homies over at the Jackass franchise.



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Daaaang, Lil Kim!!!

Okay, call me slow.




I juuuuust took a real good look at the cover of Lil Kim's latest masterpiece...and I know I may be a lil tardy on this...SHE CUT OFF NICKI MINAJ'S HEAD!! Omg, that's some real Biggie and Pac sh*t, for real! Lol!
But I think these two will eventually let bygones be that, and do a track together...that's the classy way to go and these two are classy ladies...but that damn spotlight dont come with two bulbs...that's why I dont WANT that #1 spot, hell naw, count me out! I'll gladly take 2, 3, or 4!






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UPDATE on MURDERED Cali Swag District member!

UPDATE: According to police, Cali Swag District alum, M-Bone, was a victim of a drive-by shooting.  Sunday night in Inglewood, CA, Mante Talbert, aka "M-Bone", was sitting in front of a LaBrea Avenue liquor store when another vehicle pulled alongside him and opened fire into his car. Bone was struck twice in the head and pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center. He was famous for teaching the WORLD how to DOUGIE!!!

Witnesses say that after the killer shot 22-year-old Bone, he circled the block and CAME BACK to the scene as if he was confirming Bone's death, before fleeing permanently.    

This is the terrible scene immediately following M-Bone's demise. He was sitting in this car when he was senselessly shot dead.  A close acquaintance said that he was working in the studio and took a break and went to the liquor store. (photo courtesy of KTLA)

M-Bone (second from left) was, like the rest of the group. looking forward to making their mark in music! Some sources are telling me different stories, theories, but I'm not going to publish anything that aint a fact so...if you are out that way and have ANY information, anything at all that will help get that BOLD asshole murderer locked away, PLEASE contact the Inglewood Police Homicide Section at 310*412*5246. If you would like to tip anonymously, call 888-41-CRIME ASAP!!! (photo courtesy of Becker/WireImage)

One of the first videos to hit the net that started the nationwide Cali Swag District BLOW!!



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EXCLUSIVE: Helen Washington and Amber Rose's connection

Its the burrrish evening of Wednesday, January 6th, and I'm at my sister's house visiting with family. My dad is in town, visiting from Americus, and he, of course, brings his photo collections. Its always a joy to look through his work. Especially his photos from the 70s. The quality, the coloring, the moods of the photographs....so I came across this ONE particular photo. A photo that my dad took of Helen Washington...



Photo courtesy of: Frank Wiley Photography, Americus, GA 
Yes, my father took this photo of the amazing Helen Washington at an Isaac Hayes concert at the UGA coliseum in Athens, GA in 1972. She first caught my attention because all I could think of was Amber Rose when I looked at her...it made me want to learn more about her. So I'll share a little bit with you guys...I will also dig & find some interesting Amber Rose shots to prove to you guys that Helen Washington, fmr lead dancer to the late ISaac Hayes, looked JUST LIKE AMBER ROSE when she was the EXACT same age in the 70s!!



Amber has a new beau these days, Wiz Kalifah. Helen Washington spent the majority of her childhood, scamming people with an adult woman who she referred to as "Aunt" and found herself in and out of jail. At the age of 25, after spending nearly five years in Nashville at the Tennessee State Prison, Isaac hayes fired off a letter to the warden to release Helen. He told the warden, Martha K. Linder, that he would help her straighten out her life and would be responsible for her. the warden, very familiar with Isaac Hayes' love and care for humankind, agreed to do this.



Kanye and then girlfriend, Amber strike a pose as the late Isaac and Helen do the same back in the day. 

Diehard fans of Isaac Hayes know who David Porter is. David Porter was Isaac Hayes go-to, friend & music genius who often combined minds with Hayes to create huge hits back then like, "Hold on, I'm comin" and an array of other hits. Anywho, that's Helen's uncle, who was the ultimate reason why the two linked in the first place. Helen became lead dancer of 7 others who assisted Hayes in creating spectacular shows. She was his music's onstage personification.

Though Amber and Kanye arent an item anymore, when they were, they made their stamp on style. 
This soulful, beautiful woman, who shaved off all of her hair after hearing Hayes say that he wondered what it would be like to have a girl just like him, who felt music like him, and have a bald head, was signed with STAX Records as a writer. She was once married to a man who had 11 children by 11 different women, all whom demanded more and more money of him, thinking she was well off because of her status alongside Isaac Hayes. She said one day, he flipped out and grabbed a .38 pistol and started shooting in the air. She was shot in the arm. When police arrived, Helen was standing on the porch, telling them that her husband was inside threatening to kill himself...



Both Helen & Amber, in two different days in age, enjoying a good time! I have a verse dedicated to the infamous night Kanye walked onstage and snatched the mic from Taylor Swift. Song: Where They Get That From? By: Esselle Blaize 

Before the Police even stepped onto the porch, there was a loud bang. Inside, Helen's husband lay inside, lifeless, with a gunshot to his chest. He had committed suicide. Helen professed her love for him and gave him credit for most of her successses.

This is the most recent pic of Helen Washington I could find, taken in 2001. 
Helen Washington experienced sooo much heartache and tribulation. Her story just goes to show you that, all it takes is for ONE person to care about you enough to guide to to a better place in your life. There isnt much togetherness these days and people are more concerned with the root of all evil than uplifting others. The world would be a better place with more people like Isaac Hayes. Period. God Rest His soul.
Helen Washington came into my life because of a photo my father took. Her story motivated and set my confidence to an all-time high. All it takes is a simple gesture to change someone's life.
But HOT DAYUM! Doesnt Amber Rose look like young Helen Washington ALL OVER AGAIN?!

Learn some Twitter Etiquette! Sheesh!

There are millions of people on Twitter! Some tweet for networking, while others tweet to get away from that sh*tty job. Some people kill time to tweet. MAKE time to tweet. There are friends and enemies being made on Twitter every minute that passes.


But listen to me! When I tell YOU that there is a lil word I like to throw around, and its called ETiQUETTE! You have to be able to drive the Twitter wheel or its either not worth driving, or you're going to CRASH! Let me break down some pointers for a wonderful Twitter experience. These are a few pointers that I would like to share with you, derived from my personal experience on Twitter thus far:


Tip 1: DONT TWEET NEGATIVE SH*T ABOUT YOUR FOLLOWERS SO MANY TIMES A DAY! If you're following a lame, arrogant, ugly ass nigga  and you want to unfollow them, just UNFOLLOW them! Dont tweet subliminal buckshots at the poor guy all day! 9 times out of 10, at least 6 niggas on your timeline are gonna think one or more subtweets are about them!


Tip 2: FOLLOWING PEOPLE, WAITING FOR THEM TO FOLLOW YOU BACK, JUST FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND UNFOLLOW THEM TO CREATE A GAP BETWEEN YOUR FOLLOW NUMBERS IS LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME!!! There is an outbreak of lameassness on Twitter with Rev. Run wannabes. If you dont know what the hell I'm talking about, @RevRunWisdom follows NO NIGGA!! He has over a million followers and is the only person on Twitter who doesnt have an active timeline. If you follow boatloads of people, then UNfollow that boatload so your numbers can be gapped out like you're more interesting than you really are, you should take a dead fish and slap yourself. (example: Following: 30 Followers: 270 or Following: 129 Followers: 1, 389...you get it! LoL!)

 Tip 3: DONT BROWSE TWITTER FOR TWEETS TO JACK!! Tweetjacking is another epidemic that is growing on Twitter. Offenders who feel like they can copy another tweet, remove the original tweeter's name, and press that send button as if it were their own are called TWEETJACKERS!!! You heard it FIRST from Esselle Blaize! TWEETJACKERS should be mamed and put on punishment! To Facebook you Twitter felons go!


Tip 4: DONT BE HOLLYWOOD AND NOT TWEET WITH YOUR FOLLOWBASE. NOT ONLY IS THAT SELF-ABSORBED, BUT IT BECOMES BORING TO YOUR FOLLOWERS AFTER A WHILE. Everyone wants to feel special. We all follow some celebrity and tweet them in hopes of getting a reply. But guess what? Neither you, nor the other schmucks that tweet the Hollywoods ever get a reply. Smh. I dont follow any celebs that dont follow me. Period. So, with that being said, especially if you're an average Joe like everyone else, TALK TO YOUR FOLLOWERS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT TWEET YOU! Missing a tweet or two is excuseable, but outright IGNORING people is plain rude and you are THIS close to being mamed and banished to Facebook! Punishment!

 Tip 5: (fellas pay attention!) DONT BE TWEETING ME 3 WORD TWEET AFTER TWEET!! Let me break it down, honey! "What's up, love?" Okay great. But damn, if I respond a sentence, and YOUR next response is "I'm good, you?" By then, I'm feeling like I'm carrying this convo and I will just holla at you later. I guarantee you most females feel like I do. When you tweet someone, its not like reality where you just feel like you are sooo hot that you dont have to talk much. On twitter, you actually have to put your personality to work.


Tip 6: STOP BRAGGING! No one wants to see tweet after tweet of what you have, what you're buying, who you're rubbing shoulders with....you see where I'm going with this?


I'm gonna leave this alone for now, but if you would like to weigh in on this, feel free to shoot a tweet over to me @EsselleBlaize. I would love to hear from you!










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Well, I missed you TOO! Back in BLACK, baby!!

So, I bet YOOOOU'RE wondering what the hell happened to Booty Meat News! Well, to be honest, LIFE took over for a second there! As some of you may know, my stepfather died right in front of me a few months ago, and I also had to pump the brakes to focus on my family. But look though, I'm in the process of doing some thaaaangs and I would like to share them with you!

* Firstly, if you hear or see me, you need to start thinking MISS POW! Yuuup, I just completely nicknamed myself, and I got papers on that joint, too! LoL! So, EB aka Miss POW, Miss Jackson if you're nasty! LoL!

*I'M LOOKING FOR MY NEW QUEENSPREAD BEAUTY!!! Miss Jo'Nya Ice did her THING!! She's the real deal, so ladies, you got some big...EVERYDAMNTHING to fill! Go check out her spread to give you an idea of how your spread will be. Constant promo on the main page for an entire year, I guarantee you will get more shine!! Interested ladies should check out the spread first, then email me with interest for more info. Cant wait to hear from you!

* I would like to make my blog a more permanent fixture, so with that, I will be opening up the comments and phone lines so you can communicate with me, provide feedback, and share things with me directly! With that, I wanna hear from you guys!!

* Changes are being made to the layout, color scheme, and of course, PHOTOS!!

* I will be gearing more posts towards growth, relatable advice, and networking, but dont fret, I will still bring some entertainment news to you...no messy stuff, I'll leave that to MTO!

* On May 1st, I will be placing select ads on my blog. If you would like your business, hustle, or service placed on my blog, <a href=mailto:bootymeatnews@gmail.com>email me</a> and let's talk about it!

* Rappers (male AND female), singers, models, photogs, publicists, DJs, producers, and dancers!! EVERYBODY ENTERTAINMENT!! I would like to hear from you!! I'm lining up EXCLUSIVES, features, and free promo, so let's G-G-GET IT!! Send me music, pics, and videos!

*I'm updating, deleting, and moving posts around, so if you come across a broken link before i do, please be a dear and let me know! My contact info is located on every page.


MORE TO COME so BUCKLE UP, guys and dolls! Oh, and PLEASE "LIKE" my music's fb page I just started! Much appreciated!







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Random: 6 Artists I'm bumpin right now...

Damn straight I bump my own music daily! Um, my artists out there know what I mean when I say YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO YOUR OWN MUSIC CONSTANTLY!!!

So, everyone knows that I looooove music, and more than likely, so do YOU! Well, I'm sitting here...and I wanted to know what song every person on Earth was listening to right now...what artist they're adoring. While there's no possible way in H-E-double hockey sticks I could ever humanly accomplish that...I thought I'd share with you 6 artists I'm bumpin the hell out of right now...


At least once a week...





CREED. When there were 4. They broke up and all that, but hot dayum if they didnt make magic while they were together! *singin in my Chad Kroeger voice* "Whoooo's got my back nooooow?..." I absolutely LOVE this band's music!

Twice a week...definitely...





Faaaantasia. This girl's throat was PERSONALLY touched by Jesus' fingertips, honey, cuz she can GET DOWN TO GOOD THANGS on that mic! This girl is well worth the listen because she is a mood lifter!





Drizzy. This man tugs on my lil heartstrings every time I listen to his work. He has the ability to make you feel good inside, and he definitely brings out the confidence inside his audience! His ability to deliver his sh*t as if he's TALKING TO YOU is sick. 
Every other day...





Jamie "Boy' you sho' do sang yo ass off" Foxx. He has music that will definitely get your blood flowing wherever it needs to go. He has the voice of a male angel and when you sing along to his music, you feel like you sing just as good! Lol! 
GOTTA HAVE THIS ONE EVERYDAY RIGHT NOW!!!





Yo Gotti. My sister loaned me his mixtape and it rode around in the whip for about 3 weeks before I decided to pop it in...and when I did...LAWD!! SOLD!! I havent slacked up on his music in the past 2 weeks! I look forward to hearing more from this handsome thang!





Trey Songz. I have my favorites with him. Songz that I go STRAIGHT to. Songz that I listen to 3 times before walking into a crowded room...he takes me wherever I need to go, when I need to go there...and I likes to go THERE everyday for sometime now. Smh in aaaaall the good ways!


Hit me up on Twitter, Facebook, Email, or Formspring (instantly in the side panel) to let me know who YOU'RE listening to right now! I wanna know!!

--RICK ROSS barely made that 6 artists cut, but dont get it twisted...he gets ear time from me!!--

**Deuces guys and dolls**





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MUSIC EXCLUSIVE!! NUMBER1PRODUCER!!

Music, music, music!! It makes the world go round!! That's why I like to HELP it rotate by bringing you some of the hottest talent around! Its been a minute since my last MUSIC EXCLUSIVE, and have no fear!! I bring you, NUMBER1PRODUCER aka THE SANDMAN!! Rockin his trademark red hair, with a tasty vanilla strip flowing down the middle, he's sure to rock your world jusssst a little bit!






Esselle Blaize: If you could work with any artist, both indie or mainstream, who would it be and why?

Number1Producer:  Andre` 3000 from Outkast. Because he's one of the best in the history of the game & he put Atlanta on the map. Of course I'm from Atlanta so that makes me more than proud.

EB: Where is your favorite vacation spot?

#1: The Florida Keys

EB: How long have you been producing?

#1:  Since 1996-1997 but I didn't by my own drum machine until 2001.

EB: What's the wackest beat you've ever heard in your life?

#1: "Get It" by T.i. From The Album "King" produced by Swizz Beatz

EB: Are you single and searching or taken (for my ladies who read my blog)?

#1: I am indeed without a wedding ring & i DO NOT have kids.




EB: Pick one: Twitter or facebook. Why do you like one over the other?

#1: Twitter...only because even the people I know are really open & honest about things USUALLY on twitter...they get all stuck up & uptight on Facebook. I dont know if it's because of all the church members who see their page or what. (That's the excuse most of them give)

EB: Name a couple recent artists you've worked with or a cpl artists who stick out in your mind who did your tracks justice:

#1: Flostorm. You can check him out here in my Producer of the Month interview with Nxt Magazine => http://dld.bz/qSku .I produced his whole album & the first single featured on that same interview is "Synergy." He definitely does my tracks justice.

EB: If you could blast any rapper on live radio, who would it be and why?

#1: Umm...I'm not really for controversy. I wouldn't blast anyone who didn't blast me first, honestly.

EB: Which would you rather have if you could only have one? Your eyes or your hands?

#1: I don't even think on those terms. I can't imagine my life without having both so I can't honestly answer your question. lol

EB: Where do you want to be in 5 years musically?

#1: I AM, "The world's greatest producer, songwriter & recording artist...whether you like it or not." Just like my trademarked introduction says, so that's exactly where i'll be musically for the rest of my life. When Muhummad Ali said he was the greatest, he was boxing in a hole in the wall gym in Kentucky. They laughed at him & told him he wasn't even ranked, so he couldn't say he was gonna beat Sonny Liston......i believe he showed them all. Now what do they call Muhammad Ali? "The Greatest Boxer, in the History of Boxing.

EB: In closing...

#1: Thanks to all the fans & supporters. I love my parents, brother, niece & nephews!




You can reach this dynamic talent by utilizing any of the links below!
Email: awesomeproducer@aol.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/number1producer
Phone: 404-647-3156
 









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OKAY! THAT'S IT!! I'M MOVING TO CALIFORNIA!!!

EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2011, Senate Bill 1449 goes into action, thanks to our favorite Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger! What does that mean for California residences that love to burn that goodgood?! It means that yo ass can walk around with weed on you with NO problem!



Oh yeah, I'm bout to pack my sh*t and mooooove to the SUNSHINE STATE, dammit!!

Yes indeedy, beginning next year, it will be completely legal to possess less than one ounce of marijuana!Getting scoped by police with weed on you will be nothing more than a civil infraction and will no longer be a criminal offense. This will substantially save the state millions of dollars in court costs and other legal fees.

I'm ready for all these changes that are going on these days!! Keep 'em coming!





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ATTN THUGS: PLEASE STOP ROBBIN YOUNG BERG!!!

You guys are all-too-familiar with Young Berg's luck in the theft department. Remember his Transformer chain? Yall made enough JOKES about it! SMH...

Well, while in Miami bout a month ago, Berg's Batman chain, full of diamonds, was snatched!! The alleged thug thief is an overseas rapper who goes by Rowdy T. According to reports, dude posted a video of himself talkin sh*t to Berg, donning the chain AND a gun...whooo. Big bad man...LoL!

Young Berg, I'm sorry these guys keep doing this to you!! You gotta do SOMETHING, baby!!


Oh, now, that's just CLASSY!




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Messy Mya shot dead and SOMEONE posted the pic!!!

I always knew this was a really f*cked up world...people having issues and things going ham left and right...people with really f*cked up families (I raise my hand for THAT one!)...

But this right here is an all-time low! On November 14th in New Orleans' 7th ward, internet Youtube-r, Messy Mya, was shot dead right after his baby's shower (he was expecting a child with girlfriend, De'Juan Kendrick)!! If getting shot dead in front of hoards of people isnt enough, some idget took a picture of his newly deceased corpse and POSTED it on Twitter!! I'm not even going to give the asshole who posted it shine by telling you who it was, just know that its vile!!

I've been getting overwhelming requests to post this picture, which is being torn down off of every site on the web one by one! I'm going to post it, but I've censored the pic to hide 22-year-old Messy Mya's face.


You can go to Youtube and check out this budding pseudo-celeb. Dont judge me for posting this pic! I just reeeeally needed to share with you all the f*ckery that's in this world...smfh...people just dont care anymore!  
UPDATE: Saturday, November 20th, the same day as Anthony Barre aka Messy Mya's funeral, John Baptista Hamilton, 24, was arrested for the murder. John's mother, Amy, claims that her son is innocent, and has bipolar disorder. We'll see what happens...


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