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Facebook Hilarity #1

2011-07-14T21:44:00.001-04:00

So, the other night, I was laughing ALL of my ass off on Facebook with a couple fb friends...they were going TOO hard on my man, Flav, I mean givin it TO his ass...I brought up a good subject, saying that Lil Boosie is Flav's son. Now, let me go ON RECORD saying that I'm not calling Lil Boosie OR FLav, ugly, I'm just sayin, they FAAAAAAVORRRR! You be the judge:

Dont judge me...lmao! Shoutout to Flav and good luck to Boosie! Marcus called Boosie a moon cricket! Funny sh*t...love u Boosie! Shoutout to Larry and Marcus on Facebook!

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MTV's "JACKASS" star Ryan Dunn dies!

2011-06-20T18:42:00.002-04:00

I dont know if the photo below is familiar to you, but if you are an avid fan of the "Jackass" franchise (MTV), then you know ALL too well what the hell this is! Jackass star, Ryan Dunn, decided he wanted to ram a Hot Wheels toy car up his ass and go to the ER and prank doctors, telling them he got wasted and passed out at a frat party. This was an all-too-hilarious stunt by the star, which made an imprint on the show, alongside longtime friend, Johnny Knoxville, and others. Sadly, Ryan Dunn's life ended hours ago in a fiery car crash...

Doctors performed an x-ray on Dunn's rectum, revealing a toy car up his ass...you GOTTA look that up on Youtube...HEE-LAR-IOUS!!!

Sunday night, Ryan Dunn, 34, and friends enjoyed a night out, drinking and good timing. He probably never thought in a million years that this would be his last night on this Earth...

This is Ryan Dunn, a crazy ass "Jackass" star who was a major part of a new show that just premiered, "Proving Ground". The show's 2nd episode was set to air tomorrow, but has been pulled.

According to reports, Ryan Dunn's Porsche 911 GT3 skidded off the road, flipped over a guardrail, and crashed into the woods, then burst into flames. Speed was more than likely a factor in this crash, police said.

A bizarre twist in this story, this photo was Twitpic'd just a few hours before Dunn's car accident.

This is a photo of the horrific skidmarks from Dunn's Porsche. He obviously was caught off-guard, or so smashed that the crash was unavoidable. Autopsies will be performed today to confirm if this was a drunk-driving incident or not.

This is what is left of the wreckage. The Porsche was burned to nothing, and was unrecognizable, except for a door that was torn from the vehicle, avoiding incineration. Both Dunn and his passenger were severely burned beyond recognition. Dunn was identified only by his tatoos and hair, while the passenger has still not yet been identified at this time.

This incident is so new that Ryan Dunn's Wikipedia hasnt even been updated to place his dath date. My thoughts and prayers go out to the families and friends involved, especially to the homies over at the Jackass franchise.

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Daaaang, Lil Kim!!!

2011-05-27T23:39:00.000-04:00

Okay, call me slow.

I juuuuust took a real good look at the cover of Lil Kim's latest masterpiece...and I know I may be a lil tardy on this...SHE CUT OFF NICKI MINAJ'S HEAD!! Omg, that's some real Biggie and Pac sh*t, for real! Lol!
But I think these two will eventually let bygones be that, and do a track together...that's the classy way to go and these two are classy ladies...but that damn spotlight dont come with two bulbs...that's why I dont WANT that #1 spot, hell naw, count me out! I'll gladly take 2, 3, or 4!

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UPDATE on MURDERED Cali Swag District member!

2011-05-16T08:53:00.002-04:00

UPDATE: According to police, Cali Swag District alum, M-Bone, was a victim of a drive-by shooting. Sunday night in Inglewood, CA, Mante Talbert, aka "M-Bone", was sitting in front of a LaBrea Avenue liquor store when another vehicle pulled alongside him and opened fire into his car. Bone was struck twice in the head and pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center. He was famous for teaching the WORLD how to DOUGIE!!!

Witnesses say that after the killer shot 22-year-old Bone, he circled the block and CAME BACK to the scene as if he was confirming Bone's death, before fleeing permanently.

This is the terrible scene immediately following M-Bone's demise. He was sitting in this car when he was senselessly shot dead. A close acquaintance said that he was working in the studio and took a break and went to the liquor store. (photo courtesy of KTLA)

M-Bone (second from left) was, like the rest of the group. looking forward to making their mark in music! Some sources are telling me different stories, theories, but I'm not going to publish anything that aint a fact so...if you are out that way and have ANY information, anything at all that will help get that BOLD asshole murderer locked away, PLEASE contact the Inglewood Police Homicide Section at 310*412*5246. If you would like to tip anonymously, call 888-41-CRIME ASAP!!! (photo courtesy of Becker/WireImage)

One of the first videos to hit the net that started the nationwide Cali Swag District BLOW!!

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EXCLUSIVE: Helen Washington and Amber Rose's connection

2011-05-05T09:58:00.001-04:00

Its the burrrish evening of Wednesday, January 6th, and I'm at my sister's house visiting with family. My dad is in town, visiting from Americus, and he, of course, brings his photo collections. Its always a joy to look through his work. Especially his photos from the 70s. The quality, the coloring, the moods of the photographs....so I came across this ONE particular photo. A photo that my dad took of Helen Washington...

Photo courtesy of: Frank Wiley Photography, Americus, GA
Yes, my father took this photo of the amazing Helen Washington at an Isaac Hayes concert at the UGA coliseum in Athens, GA in 1972. She first caught my attention because all I could think of was Amber Rose when I looked at her...it made me want to learn more about her. So I'll share a little bit with you guys...I will also dig & find some interesting Amber Rose shots to prove to you guys that Helen Washington, fmr lead dancer to the late ISaac Hayes, looked JUST LIKE AMBER ROSE when she was the EXACT same age in the 70s!!

Amber has a new beau these days, Wiz Kalifah. Helen Washington spent the majority of her childhood, scamming people with an adult woman who she referred to as "Aunt" and found herself in and out of jail. At the age of 25, after spending nearly five years in Nashville at the Tennessee State Prison, Isaac hayes fired off a letter to the warden to release Helen. He told the warden, Martha K. Linder, that he would help her straighten out her life and would be responsible for her. the warden, very familiar with Isaac Hayes' love and care for humankind, agreed to do this.

Kanye and then girlfriend, Amber strike a pose as the late Isaac and Helen do the same back in the day.

Diehard fans of Isaac Hayes know who David Porter is. David Porter was Isaac Hayes go-to, friend & music genius who often combined minds with Hayes to create huge hits back then like, "Hold on, I'm comin" and an array of other hits. Anywho, that's Helen's uncle, who was the ultimate reason why the two linked in the first place. Helen became lead dancer of 7 others who assisted Hayes in creating spectacular shows. She was his music's onstage personification.

Though Amber and Kanye arent an item anymore, when they were, they made their stamp on style.
This soulful, beautiful woman, who shaved off all of her hair after hearing Hayes say that he wondered what it would be like to have a girl just like him, who felt music like him, and have a bald head, was signed with STAX Records as a writer. She was once married to a man who had 11 children by 11 different women, all whom demanded more and more money of him, thinking she was well off because of her status alongside Isaac Hayes. She said one day, he flipped out and grabbed a .38 pistol and started shooting in the air. She was shot in the arm. When police arrived, Helen was standing on the porch, telling them that her husband was inside threatening to kill himself...

Both Helen & Amber, in two different days in age, enjoying a good time! I have a verse dedicated to the infamous night Kanye walked onstage and snatched the mic from Taylor Swift. Song: Where They Get That From? By: Esselle Blaize

Before the Police even stepped onto the porch, there was a loud bang. Inside, Helen's husband lay inside, lifeless, with a gunshot to his chest. He had committed suicide. Helen professed her love for him and gave him credit for most of her successses.

This is the most recent pic of Helen Washington I could find, taken in 2001.
Helen Washington experienced sooo much heartache and tribulation. Her story just goes to show you that, all it takes is for ONE person to care about you enough to guide to to a better place in your life. There isnt much togetherness these days and people are more concerned with the root of all evil than uplifting others. The world would be a better place with more people like Isaac Hayes. Period. God Rest His soul.
Helen Washington came into my life because of a photo my father took. Her story motivated and set my confidence to an all-time high. All it takes is a simple gesture to change someone's life.
But HOT DAYUM! Doesnt Amber Rose look like young Helen Washington ALL OVER AGAIN?!

Learn some Twitter Etiquette! Sheesh!

2011-05-05T09:26:00.002-04:00

There are millions of people on Twitter! Some tweet for networking, while others tweet to get away from that sh*tty job. Some people kill time to tweet. MAKE time to tweet. There are friends and enemies being made on Twitter every minute that passes.

But listen to me! When I tell YOU that there is a lil word I like to throw around, and its called ETiQUETTE! You have to be able to drive the Twitter wheel or its either not worth driving, or you're going to CRASH! Let me break down some pointers for a wonderful Twitter experience. These are a few pointers that I would like to share with you, derived from my personal experience on Twitter thus far:

Tip 1: DONT TWEET NEGATIVE SH*T ABOUT YOUR FOLLOWERS SO MANY TIMES A DAY! If you're following a lame, arrogant, ugly ass nigga and you want to unfollow them, just UNFOLLOW them! Dont tweet subliminal buckshots at the poor guy all day! 9 times out of 10, at least 6 niggas on your timeline are gonna think one or more subtweets are about them!

Tip 2: FOLLOWING PEOPLE, WAITING FOR THEM TO FOLLOW YOU BACK, JUST FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND UNFOLLOW THEM TO CREATE A GAP BETWEEN YOUR FOLLOW NUMBERS IS LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME!!! There is an outbreak of lameassness on Twitter with Rev. Run wannabes. If you dont know what the hell I'm talking about, @RevRunWisdom follows NO NIGGA!! He has over a million followers and is the only person on Twitter who doesnt have an active timeline. If you follow boatloads of people, then UNfollow that boatload so your numbers can be gapped out like you're more interesting than you really are, you should take a dead fish and slap yourself. (example: Following: 30 Followers: 270 or Following: 129 Followers: 1, 389...you get it! LoL!)

Tip 3: DONT BROWSE TWITTER FOR TWEETS TO JACK!! Tweetjacking is another epidemic that is growing on Twitter. Offenders who feel like they can copy another tweet, remove the original tweeter's name, and press that send button as if it were their own are called TWEETJACKERS!!! You heard it FIRST from Esselle Blaize! TWEETJACKERS should be mamed and put on punishment! To Facebook you Twitter felons go!

Tip 4: DONT BE HOLLYWOOD AND NOT TWEET WITH YOUR FOLLOWBASE. NOT ONLY IS THAT SELF-ABSORBED, BUT IT BECOMES BORING TO YOUR FOLLOWERS AFTER A WHILE. Everyone wants to feel special. We all follow some celebrity and tweet them in hopes of getting a reply. But guess what? Neither you, nor the other schmucks that tweet the Hollywoods ever get a reply. Smh. I dont follow any celebs that dont follow me. Period. So, with that being said, especially if you're an average Joe like everyone else, TALK TO YOUR FOLLOWERS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT TWEET YOU! Missing a tweet or two is excuseable, but outright IGNORING people is plain rude and you are THIS close to being mamed and banished to Facebook! Punishment!

Tip 5: (fellas pay attention!) DONT BE TWEETING ME 3 WORD TWEET AFTER TWEET!! Let me break it down, honey! "What's up, love?" Okay great. But damn, if I respond a sentence, and YOUR next response is "I'm good, you?" By then, I'm feeling like I'm carrying this convo and I will just holla at you later. I guarantee you most females feel like I do. When you tweet someone, its not like reality where you just feel like you are sooo hot that you dont have to talk much. On twitter, you actually have to put your personality to work.

Tip 6: STOP BRAGGING! No one wants to see tweet after tweet of what you have, what you're buying, who you're rubbing shoulders with....you see where I'm going with this?

I'm gonna leave this alone for now, but if you would like to weigh in on this, feel free to shoot a tweet over to me @EsselleBlaize. I would love to hear from you!

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Well, I missed you TOO! Back in BLACK, baby!!

2011-04-21T00:07:00.000-04:00

So, I bet YOOOOU'RE wondering what the hell happened to Booty Meat News! Well, to be honest, LIFE took over for a second there! As some of you may know, my stepfather died right in front of me a few months ago, and I also had to pump the brakes to focus on my family. But look though, I'm in the process of doing some thaaaangs and I would like to share them with you!

* Firstly, if you hear or see me, you need to start thinking MISS POW! Yuuup, I just completely nicknamed myself, and I got papers on that joint, too! LoL! So, EB aka Miss POW, Miss Jackson if you're nasty! LoL!

*I'M LOOKING FOR MY NEW QUEENSPREAD BEAUTY!!! Miss Jo'Nya Ice did her THING!! She's the real deal, so ladies, you got some big...EVERYDAMNTHING to fill! Go check out her spread to give you an idea of how your spread will be. Constant promo on the main page for an entire year, I guarantee you will get more shine!! Interested ladies should check out the spread first, then email me with interest for more info. Cant wait to hear from you!

* I would like to make my blog a more permanent fixture, so with that, I will be opening up the comments and phone lines so you can communicate with me, provide feedback, and share things with me directly! With that, I wanna hear from you guys!!

* Changes are being made to the layout, color scheme, and of course, PHOTOS!!

* I will be gearing more posts towards growth, relatable advice, and networking, but dont fret, I will still bring some entertainment news to you...no messy stuff, I'll leave that to MTO!

* On May 1st, I will be placing select ads on my blog. If you would like your business, hustle, or service placed on my blog, <a href=mailto:bootymeatnews@gmail.com>email me</a> and let's talk about it!

* Rappers (male AND female), singers, models, photogs, publicists, DJs, producers, and dancers!! EVERYBODY ENTERTAINMENT!! I would like to hear from you!! I'm lining up EXCLUSIVES, features, and free promo, so let's G-G-GET IT!! Send me music, pics, and videos!

*I'm updating, deleting, and moving posts around, so if you come across a broken link before i do, please be a dear and let me know! My contact info is located on every page.

MORE TO COME so BUCKLE UP, guys and dolls! Oh, and PLEASE "LIKE" my music's fb page I just started! Much appreciated!

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Random: 6 Artists I'm bumpin right now...

2010-11-26T02:09:00.002-05:00

Damn straight I bump my own music daily! Um, my artists out there know what I mean when I say YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO YOUR OWN MUSIC CONSTANTLY!!!

So, everyone knows that I looooove music, and more than likely, so do YOU! Well, I'm sitting here...and I wanted to know what song every person on Earth was listening to right now...what artist they're adoring. While there's no possible way in H-E-double hockey sticks I could ever humanly accomplish that...I thought I'd share with you 6 artists I'm bumpin the hell out of right now...

At least once a week...

CREED. When there were 4. They broke up and all that, but hot dayum if they didnt make magic while they were together! *singin in my Chad Kroeger voice* "Whoooo's got my back nooooow?..." I absolutely LOVE this band's music!

Twice a week...definitely...

Faaaantasia. This girl's throat was PERSONALLY touched by Jesus' fingertips, honey, cuz she can GET DOWN TO GOOD THANGS on that mic! This girl is well worth the listen because she is a mood lifter!

Drizzy. This man tugs on my lil heartstrings every time I listen to his work. He has the ability to make you feel good inside, and he definitely brings out the confidence inside his audience! His ability to deliver his sh*t as if he's TALKING TO YOU is sick.
Every other day...

Jamie "Boy' you sho' do sang yo ass off" Foxx. He has music that will definitely get your blood flowing wherever it needs to go. He has the voice of a male angel and when you sing along to his music, you feel like you sing just as good! Lol!
GOTTA HAVE THIS ONE EVERYDAY RIGHT NOW!!!

Yo Gotti. My sister loaned me his mixtape and it rode around in the whip for about 3 weeks before I decided to pop it in...and when I did...LAWD!! SOLD!! I havent slacked up on his music in the past 2 weeks! I look forward to hearing more from this handsome thang!

Trey Songz. I have my favorites with him. Songz that I go STRAIGHT to. Songz that I listen to 3 times before walking into a crowded room...he takes me wherever I need to go, when I need to go there...and I likes to go THERE everyday for sometime now. Smh in aaaaall the good ways!

Hit me up on Twitter, Facebook, Email, or Formspring (instantly in the side panel) to let me know who YOU'RE listening to right now! I wanna know!!

--RICK ROSS barely made that 6 artists cut, but dont get it twisted...he gets ear time from me!!--

**Deuces guys and dolls**

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MUSIC EXCLUSIVE!! NUMBER1PRODUCER!!

2010-11-21T21:29:00.001-05:00

Music, music, music!! It makes the world go round!! That's why I like to HELP it rotate by bringing you some of the hottest talent around! Its been a minute since my last MUSIC EXCLUSIVE, and have no fear!! I bring you, NUMBER1PRODUCER aka THE SANDMAN!! Rockin his trademark red hair, with a tasty vanilla strip flowing down the middle, he's sure to rock your world jusssst a little bit!

Esselle Blaize: If you could work with any artist, both indie or mainstream, who would it be and why?

Number1Producer: Andre` 3000 from Outkast. Because he's one of the best in the history of the game & he put Atlanta on the map. Of course I'm from Atlanta so that makes me more than proud.

EB: Where is your favorite vacation spot?

#1: The Florida Keys

EB: How long have you been producing?

#1: Since 1996-1997 but I didn't by my own drum machine until 2001.

EB: What's the wackest beat you've ever heard in your life?

#1: "Get It" by T.i. From The Album "King" produced by Swizz Beatz

EB: Are you single and searching or taken (for my ladies who read my blog)?

#1: I am indeed without a wedding ring & i DO NOT have kids.

EB: Pick one: Twitter or facebook. Why do you like one over the other?

#1: Twitter...only because even the people I know are really open & honest about things USUALLY on twitter...they get all stuck up & uptight on Facebook. I dont know if it's because of all the church members who see their page or what. (That's the excuse most of them give)

EB: Name a couple recent artists you've worked with or a cpl artists who stick out in your mind who did your tracks justice:

#1: Flostorm. You can check him out here in my Producer of the Month interview with Nxt Magazine => http://dld.bz/qSku .I produced his whole album & the first single featured on that same interview is "Synergy." He definitely does my tracks justice.

EB: If you could blast any rapper on live radio, who would it be and why?

#1: Umm...I'm not really for controversy. I wouldn't blast anyone who didn't blast me first, honestly.

EB: Which would you rather have if you could only have one? Your eyes or your hands?

#1: I don't even think on those terms. I can't imagine my life without having both so I can't honestly answer your question. lol

EB: Where do you want to be in 5 years musically?

#1: I AM, "The world's greatest producer, songwriter & recording artist...whether you like it or not." Just like my trademarked introduction says, so that's exactly where i'll be musically for the rest of my life. When Muhummad Ali said he was the greatest, he was boxing in a hole in the wall gym in Kentucky. They laughed at him & told him he wasn't even ranked, so he couldn't say he was gonna beat Sonny Liston......i believe he showed them all. Now what do they call Muhammad Ali? "The Greatest Boxer, in the History of Boxing.

EB: In closing...

#1: Thanks to all the fans & supporters. I love my parents, brother, niece & nephews!

You can reach this dynamic talent by utilizing any of the links below!
Email: awesomeproducer@aol.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/number1producer
Phone: 404-647-3156

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OKAY! THAT'S IT!! I'M MOVING TO CALIFORNIA!!!

2010-11-21T20:03:00.000-05:00

EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2011, Senate Bill 1449 goes into action, thanks to our favorite Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger! What does that mean for California residences that love to burn that goodgood?! It means that yo ass can walk around with weed on you with NO problem!

Oh yeah, I'm bout to pack my sh*t and mooooove to the SUNSHINE STATE, dammit!!

Yes indeedy, beginning next year, it will be completely legal to possess less than one ounce of marijuana!Getting scoped by police with weed on you will be nothing more than a civil infraction and will no longer be a criminal offense. This will substantially save the state millions of dollars in court costs and other legal fees.

I'm ready for all these changes that are going on these days!! Keep 'em coming!

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ATTN THUGS: PLEASE STOP ROBBIN YOUNG BERG!!!

2010-11-21T19:31:00.000-05:00

You guys are all-too-familiar with Young Berg's luck in the theft department. Remember his Transformer chain? Yall made enough JOKES about it! SMH...

Well, while in Miami bout a month ago, Berg's Batman chain, full of diamonds, was snatched!! The alleged thug thief is an overseas rapper who goes by Rowdy T. According to reports, dude posted a video of himself talkin sh*t to Berg, donning the chain AND a gun...whooo. Big bad man...LoL!

Young Berg, I'm sorry these guys keep doing this to you!! You gotta do SOMETHING, baby!!

Oh, now, that's just CLASSY!

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Messy Mya shot dead and SOMEONE posted the pic!!!

2010-11-21T19:11:00.000-05:00

I always knew this was a really f*cked up world...people having issues and things going ham left and right...people with really f*cked up families (I raise my hand for THAT one!)...

But this right here is an all-time low! On November 14th in New Orleans' 7th ward, internet Youtube-r, Messy Mya, was shot dead right after his baby's shower (he was expecting a child with girlfriend, De'Juan Kendrick)!! If getting shot dead in front of hoards of people isnt enough, some idget took a picture of his newly deceased corpse and POSTED it on Twitter!! I'm not even going to give the asshole who posted it shine by telling you who it was, just know that its vile!!

I've been getting overwhelming requests to post this picture, which is being torn down off of every site on the web one by one! I'm going to post it, but I've censored the pic to hide 22-year-old Messy Mya's face.

You can go to Youtube and check out this budding pseudo-celeb. Dont judge me for posting this pic! I just reeeeally needed to share with you all the f*ckery that's in this world...smfh...people just dont care anymore!
UPDATE: Saturday, November 20th, the same day as Anthony Barre aka Messy Mya's funeral, John Baptista Hamilton, 24, was arrested for the murder. John's mother, Amy, claims that her son is innocent, and has bipolar disorder. We'll see what happens...

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Mel Gibson and the Media

2010-07-28T11:11:00.002-04:00

Now, I SAID to myself, "Self, there's no way you're touching this Mel Gibson sh*t with a ten-foot pole!" But did I listen long? No...Why, you wonder? Because people wont stop TALKING about it! Dang, MOVE OVER, OIL SPILL! Mel dun lost his marbles! GTFOH!

I will always remember Mel as the big homie in the Lethal Weapon movies...hmmm, is Riggs pointing that gun at Murtaugh in this pic? O_o

Now, I don't know the true truths and the half truths in this matter, or their extents, let's be clear. HOWEVER, I smell a publicity stunt:

1.) Oksana Greedylileva or whatever her name is comes outta NOWHERE into the media on ya ass.

2.) The "tapes" of Mel's rants against her surface.

3.) The allegations begin. Their "domestic disputes" and her "injuries" surface.

4.) Nasty talks of court cases to come. Fights over custody kick off.

5.) Say whaaa? Oksana Greedylileva or whatever her name is has an ALLLLBUMMM coming out...ooooh, I get it nooow!! If Mel got something coming up, too...I'm going to smh like I never have before!

The timing of people's public trials and tribulations and their impending projects are IMPECCABLE!

That is all.

You can find all the "any press is good press" press Oksana's getting, plus more pics of her, by clicking here.

I think this is all just a media stunt, selfishly forgetting about the baby girl, and other family members this "scandal" is affecting. These "calls" and her getting Chris Browned (no pun intended, I LOVE YOU, Chris!) may be true and all, but this is definitely the work of a genius publicist or two...

Oksana is a known Russian pianist, in case you didn't know.

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Oh no! My sister's friend was gunned down!

2010-07-12T21:56:00.002-04:00

Last night, my younger sister almost lost her good friend. She was supposed to be in attendance at Logan Wilson's 21st birthday party last night, but she was in the hospital getting well. We were visiting with her last night, and I listened while she and my father had a WHOLE conversation about her...around 11 P.M. Around that very same time, Logan, who my Dad says had legs for days, was being shot three times in a drive-by shooting at her home in Clayton County.

Gunned down in front of her home after kicking her roommate out, Logan Wilson, in the blue dress, is at an Atlanta hospital recovering from critical wounds. The other girl in the pic is not my sister...

According to my sister, Star, Logan's roommate (who will remain nameless) was $1000 behind in rent. When my sister spoke to Logan, she was in the midst of a nasty rift with her roommate, throwing all of her sh*t out into the yard. The roommate left the property, but obviously with a bad taste in her mouth.

Logan's 21st birthday party went off last night without a hitch. She was entertaining her friends and opening gifts when she received a text to go outside. It is unclear who sent the text, but I'm betting it was the former roommate, being that she had been sending threatening text messages to Logan since the fallout.

Logan and her friends moved the party outside, where she began dancing on top of her red mustang. Shortly after, a Honda civic-style car drives down the street, U-turns at the dead-end, comes back up the street, but this time, some black dude leans out the window and sprays gunfire at the poor girl! He shot her three times!

This HAD to be horrifying for her friends to see! In an update, I've learned that Logan lost her left eye after being shot in it. She has bullet fragments lodged in her nasal cavity. One of her long, beautiful legs were shattered at the knee, and just a while ago, doctors had to remove the leg to save her life.

Logan's shooting has even made the news up in Atlanta. My sister was supposed to meet with Logan today for a post-birthday lunch, given that she was released from the hospital. She was released to find that her friend, whom she was suppose to move in with to replace the former roommate, was gunned down over something really stupid.

My prayers are with Logan Wilson, and to her family and friends, stay strong and stick close to her, she's going to need you guys! Poor baby! I smell a lot of jail for the people behind this. This was a very clumsy crime, set up out of anger, not smarts, so...Developing...

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A lil message for you...

2010-07-07T17:53:00.003-04:00

I decided to start really connecting with my audience, letting you know more and more who ESSELLE BLAIZE is. I don't know why I want to open up NOW, but you get to know me through my music, so its okay! Nah, that's not good enough, though. I NEED you to know the girl behind the music, behind the blog. An open letter to you, if you will.

I added some random shots from my pics. Not the g-string rapper-type. I'm a different kinda lady.
To some people, I'm a big somebody, having reached heights they think they can never get to. To others, I'm a sitting duck, perched on a nest, waiting to sh*t eggs of silver and gold. Until then, I'm a nobody and I'm broke as hell. To OTHER others, I haven't done sh*t, and I'm never gonna DO sh*t. Either way that cookie crumbles, one thing's for sure, I'm a girl with a concrete back. I can either carry you on it, or crush you with that muf*cka. You choose.

Did you know that world-reknown photographer, Derek Blanks, took this picture?
I've never spoken about my childhood to "people" before, and I don't know how much I'll divulge EVER. But I will tell you this much: I've always been a nobody and a well-known somebody simultaneously. I never warranted attention, but I've never NOT asked for it, either! It was pretty much like it is for me now. You either love me, or you love me and hate me at the same time. That's why, in music and entertainment, I decided to control this ball; WHEN I drop. It will happen when its time.

This pic was taken of me, out of this world, LITERALLY!! Hahaa!
Time. Time. How much of that sh*t do I, hell, WE, really have? People say, "You know, you're not going to be young forever." Forever. What is FOREVER when I don't have much TIME anyway? I do not, and will NEVER, allow Father Clock to dictate my life. You cant rush life. You just CANT.

I don't know, guys, I just feel like I'm finding my way...and I'm allowed to feel that. We all are. No matter what happens in your life, you HAVE to hold on. Hold on tight, too. Your ride is either going to be bumpy as hell, or way too fast for you. If you dont hold on tight, you're going to lose ALL control of the situation.

I know that people from ALL walks of life come through my blog. Some of you are rich as hell, some are broke as f*ck, some are sortaboys, sortagirls, married to cheaters, OCD, murderers, LoL! No matter what chair you're sitting in, I'm that sexy pedicurist, rubbing your feet down! I want all of you guys and gals to feel good when you listen to my music or visit the blogspot. If I'm doing a good job of that, continue to let me know that by continuing to support my movement (all the "rappers" say "movement," so I HAD to drop one!).

*Hugs and cheek pecks to all of you guys!*

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Do yall have ANY idea how skinny 50 CENT GOT?

2010-06-25T21:41:00.001-04:00

My, my, my, when my sis @kweenisis told me about Curtis Jackson, aka Fiddy Cent, gettin skinny as a muddaf*cka, I didnt believe her! But with little digging, I found that he, in fact, DID get scary skinny for his role in upcoming flick, "Things fall Apart," which hones in on a star football player who is stricken with cancer. This is a movie that 50 writes, produces, and stars in. This should be innnnnteresting!!

This fabulous hunk of man went from this... To this....

Well, dizzzayum! He lost all his weight by fasting using juice, and spent 3 hours a day on the treadmill...something that I dont recommend any of YOU doing! He had people on him like white on rice to make sure he was straight at ALL times.

This amazing weight loss even made the news!

More information and more 50 Cent on ThisIs50.com

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The Nightmare on I-75!!

2010-06-15T23:27:00.001-04:00

OMGeeEE!! Last night had to be one of the most interesting nights of the season!! Well, I may not need to say that...smh...the Summer's just heatin up!! I should expect the unexpected at ALL times! Well, I appreciate you comin through again, so let's dive into last night! This story has been shaved and shortened to protect me from any wrongdoing and because this is a muuuuch longer story!

So, some of you have been tweeting and emailing me to get someone from Da Band on here, Chopper preferred...I finally got a bite on having him on the blog. I spoke with him and said I was gonna hit the highway to come holla at him in Atlanta. I live an hour and a half away, what the hell?

So, I'm ready, its time to hit the highway and he calls. I asked for an address so I could Google map him so I would know where I was going. He tells me, "Just hit 75, get off on Exit 222, and call me." I immediately got reluctant, but I said, "ooOkaaayy." We hung up. I immediately called up my homegirl Linae. Linae is my non-friend homegirl who I get up with sometimes. She's cool, but she'll f*ck the leather out a boot, so I keep her at arm's distance. She was headed there to "find something to get into" anyway, so I thought this was a perfect opportunity to take a break from driving AND get a personal feel for my next Music Exclusive! She said, "Girl, I'll be glad to go with you! I'm sexy, single, and looking for fun!" I knew Linae had a fire in that twat that NO nigga could put out, so her hanging with me would be like hanging wit a nigga that has a d*ck itch for every piece of puss he sees. Vice versa, guys and gals, vice VERSA!!

I spoke with Chopper again to take another stab in knowing more about where I was going. He told me, "Its the easiest sh*t in the world. Take I-75, and get off on exit 222, then call me." Now I dont know about yall, but I like to know where I'm driving an hour and a half to...at 10, 11 o'clock at night. I explained to him that I had safety concerns about NOT knowing where I'm gonna be, but he told me that I was "thinking too hard." I may be small-time, but I DO have handlers and those handlers were NOT pleased with my going up to meet with him with no knowledge of where that "meeting" will take place. Also, just taking the precautions of a normal human being with a family. But, if the vibe WASN'T right when we hit that exit, we'd just hop into one of the other hundreds of things to get into in Atlanta. Hell, my sister was rackin greenbacks in the strip club, so we would DEFINITELY holla at her while up there!

We leave. Linae and I enjoyed the greeneries while listening to my music, along with Wayne, Drake, and Rihanna. This chick kept playing with my phone, and before I knew it, we were pulling over at a rest stop. Only one other car was there. "Linae, why the f*ck we at a rest stop?" I asked. She smiled at me, got out of the car, and said, "Girl, you just said you had to piss a few minutes ago!" I nodded in rememberance, grabbed my baby sphinx, and headed to the bathroom. I HATE PUBLIC RESTROOMS, b-t-dubs.

I sh*t you NOT, I walk out the bathroom to see the other car gone, no sign of Linae, and Linae's car is LOCKED!! My phone was inside the car with a blinking red light. Phone's going dead, its knocking on midnight's door, and I'm looking dumb as hell at an abandoned rest stop, locked out of a car with MY sh*t inside. I was pacing and talking CASH sh*t, you guys! I even had to helplessly WATCH Chopper call my phone TWICE, and there was NOTHING I could do about it!

A truck full of men pulls up 20 minutes later. They all pile out, heading to the bathroom, talking about Katie Perry's latest video. All that sh*t comes to an abrupt stop when they see ass and titties sitting on the hood of a car at midnight. "You having car trouble, pretty lady?" One white guy, who probably calls himself Hakim, asked. Meanwhile, all FOUR of these guys are approaching me, exchanging looks and grins with eachother, putting their pee sessions on hold. "Nah, no car trouble. I'm good, thanks." I felt my booty hole tighten at the sight of four whigger ass white dudes coming at me. "You should let us check your car out. We're all mechanics," said Hakim. One guy even attempts to open Linae's driver's side door and says, "I'm just gonna pop the hood and see what we got."

I stood up and without thinking, pulled out my Sphinx and wedged it between my titties and said, "Look, I'm having a bad moment right now. Now, I told yall niggas I am NOT having car trouble, and I would APPRECIATE it if yall would leave me the f*ck alone. Get the f*ck away from me!" I sh*t you none, these dudes was in that truck and back on the highway 15 seconds later. Dont get cute! I'm NO victim!

Almost 45 minutes later...

THIS b*tch gets dropped off, by the SAME car that was there before! Inside the mystery beamer, an Atlanta Falcons player, who is married as f*ck. "Oh girl, I am SO sorry, I didnt know it was going to take THAT long. He wanted some scenery." I gave Linae the most BLANK stare and proceeded to curse her ass out all the way back inside the car! I was in disbelief that a broad could be soooo hard up for d*ck that she leaves her homegirl in the middle of BUMF*CK for a QUICK, MARRIED f*ck!

Ring goes my phone. Its Chopper again.
"Hello?"
"Yo, you want me to holla at you another time, shorty?"
"Um, yeah, cu-"
*CLICKUMZ*

Yep, Chopper hung up in my f*ckin face. I guess waiting that long was not a good look. Him hanging up told me that he didnt even wanna hear it, either. He even unfollowed my ass on Twitter, and probably even BLOCKED me. ALL BECAUSE A WHORE WANTED TO F*CK A FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!

My sister told me not to get all tizzied and sh*t, because sh*t happens, and that all dudes get mad when the p*ssy dont show. I personally would like to VOUCH for Chopper in this case because he didnt come at me sexually NOT ONE TIME.

My only thing was the fact that I needed was more info about where I was going to be, for my and my handlers' comforts. I understand that celebrities dont give out their information like that, but at the same time, I cant be driving to some mysterious exit for further directions...anything could've happened.

The day after, I'm a little bummed, but I always keep mobbin. I would like to publicly extend an apology to Chopper for any inconvenience and, uh...THAT was my nightmare on I-75!

If you're wondering out my relationship with Linae, I told her she's on punishment and will not be allowed to do the road trip thing with me for a WHILE! I'm kinda disgusted with her, though, for her Atlanta Falcons f*ck session when I had sh*t to do. And yep, I said punishment! LoL!

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Hot, Random Booty Art FYE!

2010-06-11T02:14:00.000-04:00

I decided to put this lil bit together for all the artsy fans of mine! You guys, these works are really smokin hot, and I'm in love with them! Hmmm, I'm thinking about using one of these pieces as the new backdrop for the blog...what do you think? Which one do YOU like best?

I like this one, definitely! I find myself in THIS position A LOT! Same outfit! LoL!

I reeeeally like this one! This artist made the Barbie-style doll REAL-sized! Gotta love a THICK chick!

This is actually someone's ALBUM cover! Smokin hot booty! No homo! LoL! Niiiiiice!

This is unique. I love it because the artist wasnt gender specific. That's a lady strolling through the flea market on a hot Saturday afternoon right there!

This is excellent sketch work of a black girl. I can appreciate this.

Again, we have the REAL-sized doll. F*ck skinnies, curves are taking over! LoL!

No lie, my lil Princess can sit propped up on my ass, too! LmaO! Take a look at this one. Is that Cupid's ass sittin up on that thang?

I had to kinda blow this one up for you, but if you're noticing, when a REAL big booty is present, a woman with a bigger frame is as well...GO CURVACIOUS CHICKADEEZ!!

A lil secret about me that ONLY my family knows: I MOON a muhf*cka in a New York minute! So, naturally, I love this one!

Blue never looked so good! I love the hues used in this work. The detail in the draws are relative to the cutesie panties young women rock, so its kudos from me.

In closing, you know I had to close out with this work. Focus on the yellow dot and eventually her booty will clap...LoL! Um, dont reeeeally do that. I was joking, perv! LmaO!

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YOU ALWAYS GOT SUMTHIN TO SAY!!

2010-06-10T22:57:00.002-04:00

When you look at someone and go, "Woooooow!" and commence to go on a verbal tour of that person's flaws or personal style, do you ever stop to think that those are the people who have the highest confidence? Confidence is something that is lacking among us, and though most of you will deny til ya die, there is a part of you that is lacking in confidence. There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with it, either. It just makes you human.

A lot of us take pictures or have shots snapped of us, and we really hate the way they turn out. Or what about the pics that people take of us that we have NO idea are even being taken! Ugh! It sucks to have major wrongs goin on with you, and you're ON THE NET, like miss lady above.

Now, when we have those outfits that we KNOW are over the moon and we KNOW they will attract the eye of every single WHODAT nigga in the place, only the STRONG survive actually WEARING that fit....and ROCKING that fit. This lady probably had that SAME "I dont know if I should wear this" feeling, but yall know what? She grabbed her twat and wore it!! She seems a bit apprehensive in this pic, but that's probably cuz she witnessed some WHODATs talking about her at the club.

SIDENOTE: "WHODATs" are what I call people that cant HELP but talk about EVERYONE they see. I know you kno a few of em. You heard it used in this way FIRST from Esselle Blaize.

Now, every woman feels that her booty is the only way she cant go wrong when it comes to sexy. I'm not one to say who's sexy and who's really NOT because its a matter of opinion. These two ladies above, sh*t, walk around Warner Robins, Georgia like this and catch the eye OF every eye in town. See these two walking around during Black Bike Week in South Carolina, eh, seen a million of em. When dealing with "hot ass mess" and people who just dont give a fat baby's d*ck what you say about them are two VERY different things! When being exposed to sh*t like above, its just a matter of what an individual has been EXPOSED to. This pic bothers me none and doesnt make me wanna sh*t on the ladies. It takes CONFIDENCE to walk down the street like this. Some people dont stop talking sh*t long enough to think about that.

Okay, not this is a test of my strength right here...smh...I dot know what really happened here, but I will say this: Even though this pic probably didnt turn out quite like he or she wanted, it STILL made it on the net. Those are some leeeiiips!!

As I delve deeper ino this post, I come across temptation to have a WHODAT moment...but I'll be a pale white lady wit crocks and a Lakers hat if this aint a messy mess...I really cant go into this, I will just say that this one here was FEELIN that buzz! It takes a nigga really just sayin, "FUCK THE WORLD AND ALL THAT IT HOLDS!" to go out like this, and for that, I give this shim kudos! Gon' girl!

In closing, we all come across people we consider "HOT ASS MESS" on a daily basis. From the hair down to the toe game, there is ALWAYS something to pick on, talk about, downtalk, and sh*t on when it comes to the dissection of another person. You can be Beyonce or Shontae from 33rd, someone will ALWAYS have something to say about you and/or your style. If you're the WHODAT nigga that's always talkin about someone, keep it comin! Where would the world be without sh*ttalkers to help it go 'round?!

If you're the victim of constant yap yap, hahaaa every time you go outside, do this:

FEMALES: Before you leave the house, grab ya titties and say, "I am the reason the tongue was created. They use their tongues to talk about me. They can also use their tongues to lick all up in THROUGH my ass. There's only one me." Do this 3 times in the mirror.

FELLAS: Before YOU leave the house, get a nice handful of balls and say, "I am the reason the mouth was created. They use their mouths to talk about me. They can also use their mouths to suck my left nut while holding the right one, while my penis rests on their foreheads. There is only one me. Do this 3 times in the mirror.

I'm telling you, it will help your confidence. When you're faced with a WHODAT individual, instead of cowering down or being affected, you'll probably be distracted with laughter from what you did in the mirror earlier. Hahaa!

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Attack of the MANGINAS!!!!

2010-06-04T20:08:00.002-04:00

Now, I'm not one to judge...but errr, how do YOU feel about MANginas?
If you dont know what a mangina is, see below.
Mangina (man-JYNA) - A body part created by a gay man that is achieved when he tucks his d*ck waaay inbetween his legs. SEE ABOVE.

That is all. LmaO.

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Does it matter who LeBron's mama is f*ckin?

2010-05-22T14:47:00.000-04:00

This past week, the internet world was rocked with an "explosive" rumor about Gloria James (LeBron's mom) and Delonte West. The rumor was originated from an email being passed around saying that someone told someone about the hook up. Here is an excerpt from the email:

"I was just told from my brother that a very reliable source informed my uncle that Delonte has been banging Gloria James for some time now. Somehow I guess Lebron found out before game four and it has destroyed our chemistry and divided our team. This is no joke, the only player worse then Lebron has been Delonte. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn't true but it happened. Wait and see if lebron stays you will not see Delonte in a cavs uni again."

Of course, when the media got a hold of this, all hell broke loose, and all of a sudden, the rumors were the reason why LeBron "played sloppy" and "the team's standing in the Eastern Conference Semifinals collapsed." I think that's bullsh*t because LeBron aint the only nigga on the team. The TEAM is responsible for wins and losses alike!

The guy that allegedly fired off the original email was quickly b*tch-slapped with a cease and desist letter. Now, I dont know about yall, but I aint scared of no damn high-price lawyer! I'll take on ANY courtroom, ANY lawyer, DEAD or ALIVE! LoL!

A high priced lawyer, in THIS situation, can only tell dude to mind his own business.
But this story gets deeper. Calvin Murphy, a Hall of Famer, said on a Texas radio station this past Wednesday that the rumors were "absolutely true and horrifying." He also went on to say, "Unfortunately, my sources in the NBA tell me that it's absolutely true. My sources, and they're legit, tell me that the only people that didn't know it was happening was LeBron and me."
This is Calvin Murphy, wit his big-mouthed ass! LoL!
The way I see it, the only thing f*cked up about this situation is the tenderness of sleeping with a teammate's mother. That's like f*ckin your best friend's parent when yall are in high school! That's a superbaaaad look on Delonte's part (if its true). This dude, Calvin Murphy, alleges that Delonte wasnt even the only one involved, claiming there was another MAN in the freak session! Who the f*ck IS this guy to add fuel to the fire?! (full audio here)

Regardless guys and gals, its GLORIA's p*ssy and she can lay down with whoever she WANTS! At the end of the day, she does not have to answer to anyone, not even her son, LeBron. Creeping with a teammate may be f*cked up and all, but she's grown and so is Delonte, and whoever else. Dont even get me STARTED on their age difference! I see grown ass men f*ckin girls 10+ years younger like its nothin! Older ladies can get it in, too!

This needs to hurry up and mull over because it just aint nobody's damn business...smh...

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The reason why I stay strapped at ALL times. Smh.

2010-05-21T01:57:00.002-04:00

In D.C., I experienced a situation where a b*tch was too scared to see me by herself, so she decided to try to see me with someone else in tow. This silly, cowardly b*tch now works for The Department of Defense. Oh, the irony in that sentence...ANYWAY, the point is, if it werent for my kid, I'd be in jail for murder behind some bullsh*t and her and/or her boygirl homie would be resting on my jail sentence. I could've EASILY...anyway...

Pardon the rambling, but watch this video. THIS is why I stay strapped. Slapstick, shank, Baby Sphinx, pen gun, poisonous dart, pepper spray, a box of nails, nigga I'm comin wit it.

Period.

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Smh...these lovely ladies could've TALKED about that sh*t SITTIN in them damn chairs....where was SECURITY, tho? Smh like, 12 more times. Hope these ladies worked that out cuz...hunny...dayum!
Shoutout to @LyricalPavLee and @FreddyO for the vid.

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A lil EXTRA Eye Candy for you!!

2010-05-19T20:16:00.001-04:00

Good Lawd! I am NO HOMO, but daaaaang! Smh...that just dont make no damn sense...enjoy guys and gals...

I dont know who this model is, but she bad...I know most of yall agree!

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REAL booties versus FAKE ASSES!! NSFW!!

2010-05-16T02:08:00.005-04:00

So, you like booties, do you? Well, something has been on my mind HEAVY lately? Whassup with all the booty meat mayhem? Another boiling question, why inject fat, hydrogel, and other foreign sh*t in the ass to make it bigger? Well, I can SEEE why, but I may not need allllat...

And believe youMEEE, this right here is ALL backshots and muddaf*ckin squats! POW!

I honestly dont think that we CARE who has a real or fake booty, as long as it LOOKS tasty. Sorry to sh*t on ya thoughts (NO PUN), but why do we glorify such a body part that produces, well...SH*T?! Probably because the LAST thing we think about when we see a HUGE, beautiful booty, we dont think about feces! Ew. LmaO!

Its just SOMETHING about ASS that's got the world going HAM! Below, I've compiled some HOT booty meat for your enjoyment, and to also put the FAKE (altered) ass up against the born with it, squat it out, natural ass!! Let's get started!

On the left, the beautiful Ms. Lastarya with the altered ass and on the left, a straight up natural booty...can you see the difference?

Another real/fake standoff! The booty on the left is clearly phat and cellulite-filled, but aint NOTHIN wrong with ass dimples! The chick on the right CLEARLY has implants.

Okay, the altered booty is pretty easy to spot! Yep, the chick on the left's had some additions, while the chick on the right has a natural ass.
This is only the first lineup of REAL vs FAKE! Keep comin back to Booty Meat News for future REAL BOOTIES vs. FAKE ASSES!

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Chiiild, this is some MESS right here!

2010-05-16T01:12:00.000-04:00

Okay, who in the HELL left the gate open?! LoL! I bet when this chick took this picture, she had NO idea that it would get around the internet like it has...

The little boy looks a lil too thrilled with that mess! Wow! *Looks for DFaCs number* Lol! Jk!

This is some HOT ASS MESS, though! Smfh...

In this pic, a little boy pretends to hit a grown ass woman (who allows him to) from the back. What a humiliating shot for her, and his mama....hopefully that AINT his mama.

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Get a FREE MONTH of Netflix Movies!!

2010-05-06T11:50:00.001-04:00

I just got some really cool cards in the mail from Netflix! They gave me a few cards to share! This card will entitle you to a FREE month of Netflix movies!!

Watch movies instantly on your TV, WII, PS3, Xbox 360, computer, and by mail FREE for 30 days!!

A credit card IS required, so if you dont have one, you cant take advantage of this offer! Your credit card will ONLY be billed if you do not cancel. So if you just want 30 days free, cancel on the last day!!

If you would like to be one of the four people I give a FREE month of Netflix to, all you have to do is FORMSPRING me your name and email address!! The first FOUR people to hit me up, gets the FREE MONTH of movies!!! That easy! My formspring widget it located in the right side panel for your convenience!

I'll be back to let you guys know who snatched them up!!

(I will ONLY use your email ONCE to provide the website and PRIORITY code to you.)

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Grandma faces 1 YEAR in jail after slappin granddaughter!!

2010-05-04T21:30:00.000-04:00

This grandmother of Felicia Collier (the b*tch in the picture) was arrested and spent a DAY in jail and I'm gonna tell you why!
Last Wednesday in Florida, Theresa Collier, 73, was scolding her granddaughter, explaining the importance of finishing high school. Her granddaughter, Felicia, proceeded to curse this lady out. Grandma got her ass up, walked across the room and slapped the sh*t outta Felicia after being called a "b*tch." Puh-lease tell me why Felicia punched her Grandmother in retaliation and grabbed her wrists. This altercation was to the point of Theresa's husband coming between the two.

Then Felicia, who's 18, ran her lil growwwn ass outside and called the police on her grandmother. THE POLICE ARRESTED THE GRANDMOTHER and she spent 24 HOURS in jail. She faced up to a year in jail, but yall know DAAAAMN well the prosecutors are going to look like complete MORONS tryin to prosecute this old lady. She has NO record, and this case would make it on the news EVEN MORE than now, and they would look EVEN MORE like morons!! She just did what ANY of us would've done. I would've done WORSE if it were MY granddaughter!

This girl, Felicia, was recently kicked out of a Catholic School for telling a nun to, "F*ck off!" Her mother is disabled, and her father is deceased, so obviously this girl was destined to turn out with issues, I'm just sayin. I dont know the relationship between her and her grandparents, I just know I just saw an old ass lady on TV, in a jail jumpsuit, with thug niggas behind her (SO out of place!), and she shouldnt have been there!

I wanted to share this booty ass mess with you guys. Most of us are black folk....yall know daaaaaamn well no mess like THIS aint goin down in the Jackson, Johnson, or Jones household! LmaO! That girl SHOULD'VE gotten her ass slapped, and one day she's gonna THANK her grandmother for it.

She better nip that mouth of hers in the bud before the next slap comes from a perfect stranger...like you or me...homie dont play dat...LoL!

SMFH at this new generation comin up...

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Booty Meat News is getting ROBBED!!

2010-04-29T15:56:00.001-04:00

Yep, that's right!! I got BIG DOG blogs coming by lil ole Booty Meat News and getting ideas for stories, and a couple are outright TAKING my stories!! Thank God for the internet, though!! I WILL HAVE NOOOO PROBLEM BEING ABLE TO PROVE WHEN MY STORIES WERE POSTED!!

I have ppl that want to visit my blog, and take this or that, and make a story out of it...smh...such a shame! These are blogs that get millions of hits every week! Why are you stealing from my little micro-blog?

Go ahead and keep stealing my stories, assholes, soon you will be EXPOSED!!!

I'm just sayin, you got blogs like [blog removed] and [blog removed] that are PROMINENT blogs and get puh-lenty of hits. Why use ME as a source? I'm just a recording artist running a blog to bring people closer to me!

I've even had [blog removed] BAN my ass from their site and THEN take one of my stories! Such a f*cking shame.

Just take this as a warning, you STORYSNATCHERS better back off! I got my eye on you vultures...

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Drake KISSES a LUCKY FAN!!

2010-04-25T21:31:00.000-04:00

So, after spending a little time on Twitter, a new follower of mine, @ChanceCDR, posted a Youtube video of Drake makin some chick's draws soaked...man, Drake's turnin himself into quite the sex symbol. Its fun watching him evolve!! Take a looksee...

I'm jealous! LoL!

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10 Hottest Ladies Aging GRACEFULLY!!! Round 1

2010-04-20T17:43:00.003-04:00

"YOU'RE ONLY AS YOUNG AS YOU ACT AND AS OLD AS YOU FEEL."-Sherrie Wiley said that sh*t!!

Here is MY list of 10 of the baddest chicks in the game who are aging f*ckin backwards!! I mean, most 23-year-olds cant compete with the GROWWWWWN ladies on this list!!

TIPS FOR STAYING YOUTHFUL FOLLOWING THE LIST!

#10: Angela Bassett
At 52, Angie CLEARLY is not phased by aging! I chose the pic on the carpet, not a pic from a shoot or a movie to showcase her NATURAL beauty, no photoshop.

#9: Halle Berry
This is the face AND boobies of 44-year-old Halle. Well hot dayum!

#8: Taraji
At 40...wait, I thought Taraji P. Henson was like 33!! Daaang! Gon' girl!

#7: Melinda Williams
35-year-old Melinda will always look like a lil ole bitty girl!

#6: Zoe Saldana
Zoe is smoookin hot and taking Hollywood by storm!! I wanna look like THAT when I turn 32!

#5: Lisa Wu Hartwell
Yes, yes, yes! Lisa is on my list. She's [38] and I may be late, but I DID NOT know she has 2 kids with Keith Sweat! Dang.

#4: Janet Jackson
Everyone KNOWS Janet is 44. Thing is, WE DONT CARE! She just looks too damn striking!

#3: Lisa Raye
Many people hate on Lisa Raye, but at 43, she probably REALLY could give a fat baby's d*ck what anyone thinks of her. She too damn bad.

#2: Stacey Dash
Stacey, cousin to Dame Dash, is 44 and I dont think she will EVER look aged. She's soooo gorge!

#1: SADE
Chiiiild, Sade is 51 and looks like this. That is all.

TIPS FOR BEING FOREVER YOUNG:

*Get rest! if you dont have sufficient rest, your face sags and your eyes get puffy.

*Drink LOTS of water! Its an internal moisturizer and keeps skin soft, supple, and smooth. It keeps skin clear and prevents premature aging.

*FIX YOUR DAMN FACE! Constant squinting and frowning will create stress lines you cant get rid of easily. SMILE MORE!

*Jam in the shower. You heard me, get your American Idol on when you're bathing! It releases stress, and its widely known that stress makes you look older.

*GET EXERCISE!! Not only does it make you LOOK and FEEL younger, it improves circulation in your entire body, and keeps your stress levels in check.

*QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES!! The free radicals released in cigarette smoke depletes Vitamin C, a vitamin that is vital in the preservation of collagen.

More Forever Young Tipss coming in Volume 2!!

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Smokin Hot Video, Nicki!!!! "Butt..."

2010-04-16T15:54:00.000-04:00

Okay, you guys KNOW that I'm not the type of person to knock other female artists, ESPECIALLY rap chicks, down. Neffferrr!!

Now, Nicki Minaj has a FIRE hot video out called "Massive Attack" and it makes ANY girl's hips twirl! And her body? Wha--? Okay, lemme hush before these female rap broads call me a dickrider because I COMPLIMENT other artists! Whateva...anyway, there's a point to this..

The video features Sean Garrett, the lovely Amber Rose, some really hot chicks (shown in like TWO frames!), and 2 contortionist dancer guys who makes me wanna stretch my stiff ass out RIGHT NOW! LmaO! But the video was like BAM! Nicki's body was ssssick!!

But I'm mad at whoever overlooked ONE lil thing: They forgot to add "extra" back there in one frame. Take a look at the WHOLE video, because its HOT! But pay close attention to when the video gets to 3:08-3:12. They COMPLETELY overlooked giving her the "back there" they gave her in the rest of the video...

I give the video a 10! But they are wrong for overlooking such a HUGE thing. Whoever that is wont be airbrushing MY stomach off in MY video...sh*t, I'm gonna NEED someone to do that, honey! LmaO!

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REDBOX FREE MOVIE CODES!!

2010-04-15T14:17:00.001-04:00

Finally!!! I get to really SIT down and get some things off my booty...I meant, my chest! I've been reeeally busy, but yall know I got you, that's why you're baaaack!! And 1st timers, once I break your BLOG cherry, you'll be back, too! LoL!

But check this out, tho!! If you dont know about Redbox, you need to GET FAMILIAR!! You can find a Redbox kiosk just about ANYWHERE, and its chock full of movies FYE (for your entertainment) for ONLY $1.oo/night! you cant beat that sh*t with Floyd Mayweather's fist!! But I got the hookup for those who want FREE movie rentals from Redbox!!

I got FOUR Redbox codes that will entitle YO ASS to FOUR FREE MOVIES from Redbox!

DVDONMEBREAKROOMDVDATWAG (only at Walgreen's locations)DVDKROG (only at Kroger's locations)

Tips for smooth-sailing at the kiosk:

1.) You can only use a code ONCE per credit card. So, if you have 1 card, you can use the codes once, so you get 4 movies free.
2.) Rent one movie at a time. Redbox does not do the double-coupon thing.
3.) After selecting your movie, click "View Cart". From there, click "Online Promo code" tab. Enter the code. FREE MOVIE!! You will still have to swipe your card, but that's only for the security of their property. DUh!

Send your homies here so they can also enjoy some FREE sh*t!! Unless you're a blessing-blocker!! Smh... LoL! Have a great movie night, guys!!

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Smfh! well, its STILL Booty Meat....

2010-04-06T03:33:00.000-04:00

Oh, now see? This is wrong in so many ways and on sooo many levels...smh. I see yall black dudes lookin tho! I dont know WHAT it is about a black dude and a fat white chick...yall seen that sh*t, and I KNOW you feel me!

I just wanted to share this with yall...why she gotta Ipod wedged up in her Booty Meat? Is her ass listenin to Uncle Luke? Or is she preppin for a "running" of the train wit them sneaks on? Hmmm...

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SUPPOSEDLY, THIS is Nicki Minaj and she used to mess with...

2010-03-23T17:12:00.001-04:00

So, my sister texted me and told me about this Youtube video that she just came across. So, I looked it up...

What did I see on Youtube? Well, let me put it all in a nutshell for you:

The below video ALLEGEDLY shows Nicki Minaj a few years back doing an interview with a guy named Cliffy Barz. Now, thing is, IFFFFFFF that's Nicki, she was a dead ass stud at the time and claimed that since Remy Ma was on some brand new sh*t since she got her deal. The ALLEGED Nicki also claims that Remy Ma "ate the box" and even CALLED Remy on the phone to confront her.

Watch...

I can't confirm nor deny whether or not this is, in fact, Nicki Minaj, but I CAN tell you that they DO have the exact same voicebox...*kanyeshrug*

I also saw another video where Cliffy Barz was doing an interview with another rapper dude when out of nowhere, Remy Ma, in all her strong woman glory, came onto the scene! Chick STANDS right in front of Cliffy Barz and put dude on blast, saying that "Until further notice, there will be no FUCKIN CLiffy Barz screening here!" Um, THAT was the end of THAT video...

But see, now, I gotta holla at the dude Cliffy Barz, see whassup. Why? Because at the end of the video where Remy shuts the interview down, it gives a link to watch the video in full.

Buuuuuuut!! When you go to http://www.cliffybarz.com/, the website is down...huh?

To be continued...I wanna see if I can get Cliffy Barz to speak on this...

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The Nekkid Side of America!

2010-03-20T15:11:00.006-04:00

I've been wanting to post something like this for a loooong time and finally got the opportunity to GO THERE!! I dont think yall know how TRULY naked we get in America!! Well, I have combed the net to find some of the most interesting NUDIE shots to share with you!! Herrrre we go!!

First up, this lil toot-bootied lady who is PAINTED, straight up. Gotta looove optical illusions...

These girlies from Ashland, CA, I'll call them Sarah, Janie, and Becca, need to refer to THISSS post right here to know, *ON AUTO*, what I'm going to say about them in THIS pic. Sarah left her ass in the whip, Janie got George Bush goin on, and Becca is GROWING f*ckin weed plants in HER forest...smh...confidence is a MUST for this, but you haaaave to have lawn maintenance if you own a nice HOUSE, feel me?

Now, I've already done a blog post on this one here...smh...such a beautiful girl, such as hairrrrrry vagina...ANTI-hairy cooch over here!

I'm tryna figure out why there's a naked airlines...smh...THAT high in the air wit all that genetalia? I think that cabin may smell like locker room...

Okay, these girls arent EXACTLY nude, but they might as well be! One of them aint wearin nothin buta piece of lettuce!

...Um, kay....when this girl took this pic for her man, I bet she NEVER thought he'd bust it out on the internet after they broke up...I bet that's what happened here...damn...why yall girlies wanna take coochie pics so much these days?

Believe the tan or not, this Cali cougar is from Thailand...she let it all hang out on a nude beach...I'm gonna go one day...

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SMH at the club I went to last night....

2010-03-19T20:43:00.003-04:00

Okay, so I agreed to go to this club in Macon, GA, to an open mic at the Riverview Ballroom...this guy I've been working with lately invited me out to check out the acts. Now, against my better judgement at the last minute, I decided to go. My sister had backed out on me, so I really didnt want to go alone. That's why I had checked wit dude to make sure I could hang out with them. He said it was a go.

So I get there...if you will look HERE, you will see that the pricing for drinks were $2 for mixed drinks from 9-1. I just saw that site a little while ago my damn self! PLEEEEEASE tell me why this b*tch behind the bar was woppin my ass in the head for $6/drink at 12 midnight?

Man, that bartender that hustled me last night just got hexed with BROKE-ASS-NESS forever! Nobody hustles MEEEE and gets away with it, dammit!
That doesnt even get to the goood sh*t yet! So, I'm lookin for dude and his crew, but couldnt find them anywhere. So, I start networking and end up chillin for a while with a different dude and his crew who were also performing that night. Oh f*ckin well, I was in that club solo, what yall expect?

So anyway, I finally get in touch with dude that invited me, I stood there by them...not even 10 seconds later, this dude walks off from me! So, by then, I'm ready to go, but I wanted to see some of the artists they had there. So, I went back upstairs to the bar to watch, where I remained for the rest of my time there.

So, as dude(the invite guy) walks past me, he says NOTHING, and he and his crew leaves...ewww!

Something that we allll could use a little of...especially tryin to get somewhere in an industry like music and entertainment! Hell, I've had to perform for a HOT music executive 5 years younger and a few digits richer than me...hell, its nothin!
I dont know WHAT to think...I can go to a big city and get love from perfect strangers. I think it was a Hollywood move, but maybe they think MY ass is Hollywood...smh...hell, I dont know...

Man, I'm not even gonna TOUCH on how this one guy was beggin to tell me what he wanted to do to me...he told my earspace anyway...not even tweeting and payin him NO attention could keep me fron f*ckin HEARIN his testimonies anyway and...PAUSE...let's just say, I hope he didnt have a wife, talkin like that. SMH!

This was a shot taken at the Riverview ballroom last Independence Day. Damn, where's the booty?! And I KNOOOOOW Middle Georgia got ASS ON DECK!! Maybe I'll feature some PROOF for yall in the future!

But that aint the KICKER!! I ran into some guy that I knew OF when I lived in North Carolina like 10 years ago. This dude was sooo amazed that I remember him, but he didnt fully remember me, that he was all on Facebook and callin people to see who I was...nigga, I cant even tell yall what my nickname was back when I lived there! I was a socialite, wild and definitely NOT SOBER! I kept tellin this guy that I only remembered him because, at the time, MY homie was f*ckin HIS homie, that was it. But nooooo, he wanna be Inspector Gadget and sh*t....ALL WHILE HIS WIFE IS SITTIN RIGHT THERE!! I was mortified because she was sooo heated at him. Understandibly, because he was all up in my personal space...numerous times. I would put my foot on MY man's neck if he did that to me! But she's a pretty girl, and hopefully they went home and monkeyf*cked...

Overall, I DID NOT have a good time at the Riverview Ballroom last night. It wasnt lame or anything, I just dont like to deal with Hollywood niggas, brand new niggas, inquisitive niggas, lustin niggas, and hustlin ass b*tches in the same night. No go. No mo. BUT THE TALENT WAS BANGIN!!

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They drug testing for FOOD STAMPS??

2010-03-18T16:02:00.000-04:00

Maybe you or someone you know has ased this question before: FOOD OR WEED? I'm broke as hell! Well, if you've made the right choice, WEED, then YO ASS IS THE REASON WHY WE HAVE A PROBLEM, HOUSTON!!
I just got wind that 8 states across the country are taking to the Senate to pass a bill that will allow DFACS (Department of Family and Children Services) to RANDOMLY drug test food stamp and TANF recipients!!

8 states are trying to get this bill going. My thing is, how much will it be costing PER PISS TEST? More money to waste...but yet America is sooo broke! Smfh...
According to reports, if you are selected for this random test, and fail, you will either have 60 days to clean your system or be taken off of benefits for up to 3 months. They also report that if you test dirty a second time, yo ass is gonna have to cut back on that green cuz you WILL buy groceries out of your OWN pocket!!
I personally do not agree with this bill. Firstly, who gives a fat baby's dick who gets blowed? Secondly, this is another dumb ass way to spend important money that America CLAIMS to not have..on PISS TESTS!! Thirdly, saying you want to test food stamp/TANF recipients is an implication that the government thinks that's all cardholders are out here doing.
WAY TO MOTIVATE THE UNDERPRIVILEGED, AMERICA!!

I hope DFACS workers aren't gettin to happy about this potential new deal. This will only mean the eventual demise of THEIR JOBS!! Um, where do YOU think the government will get this piss test lab money from? Hmm...
I'm gonna tell you guys like this, though. Random drug tests will not stop people from gettin blowed. They are going to have to find another way to block the weed game...that's just NOT going to do it.
More to come...

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I KNOW yall remember KIM from The Parkers!

2010-03-08T08:13:00.024-05:00

I KNOOOOOW yall remember Countess Vaughn, who used to play Kim Parker on The Parkers with Monique...she took these some time ago...

SIDEBAR: The Parkers is among my all-time FAVORITE shows!! I'm still in love with that freakin show!!
She looks okay, but what do you think?

Her risque' photos were not received too well among the extremely opinionated people of the internet, but I think she looks great! Beauty aint always in the form of a size 2 lightbright all oiled up!

Anyway, Countess openly admits to gettin work done on that bootay!! Booty shots, fat transfer, butt implants? *Kanye shrug* I dunno...I dont knock ANYONE with booty enhancements...EVER!! Gon' girl! Below, check out this excerpt from Monique's show earlier this year where Countess SHUTS the media's implications that she's denying havin work done DOWWWWN!!

Video Courtesy of Dimewars.com

A lot of you booty shot takin, booty draws wearin, booty gel creme rubbin, booty pill-takin, implant-havin ass b*tches need to step that fake ass booty up and STOP sayin YO MAMA gave you ALLLLLAT ASSSSS!!

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EXCLUSIVE!!! TUPAC IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

2010-02-28T20:35:00.001-05:00

Tupac Shakur was and IS of the greatest rappers of all time! He has been gone for some time now and STILL is releasing music from the grave...or Costa Rica.

It has been said time and time again that Tupac is somewhere in Costa Rica sippin Mai Tais, and would re-emerge in blah years...well, that has yet to happen, but if you THOUGHT you saw him after his death, chances are, you have...

Guys and gals, meet Josh Harraway, the world's FIRST official Tupac impersonator.

EB: When did you decide you wanted to be an OFFICIAL Tupac impersonator?

Josh: This whole thing chose me. It really did. I mean, I've always been a big Pac fan regardless. Then people just started telling me I looked like Pac all the time, everywhere I went. I had also already been rapping as "Dusty Roze" way before people thought I resembled Tupac, so I knew the stage well and was comfortable performing already. Since I was also already producing music videos and commercials and what not I decided to do a lip synch video to "Against All Odds". After that I started getting hired to make appearances at parties, clubs, shows, TV shows, etc. That's when I was introduced to the celebrity impersonator network, including Janna Joos and the annual Celebrity Impersonator's Convention held in Vegas as well as the annual Sunburst Convention held in Florida by Greg Thompson. Everything just fell perfectly into place. My skill set as a performance artist, hip hop performer and someone who understands the production side of things fit together into a complete tribute act and also the "2pac Alive" reality show. No one has undertaken this task before. I am the world's first Tupac Impersonator and I respectfully pay tribute and homage to Pac's memory and work i that way. I believe there will be more impersonators in the future, so I take what I do very seriously because I realize I'm creating a standard for how it should be done.

Andy Kaufman did something similar to this with his impersonations of Elvis Presley. Elvis Impersonation is probably the only paradigm for Tupac Impersonation at this point. Both artists have that iconic status with a huge catalogue of songs and millions of fans. They say Elvis is still alive as well. Hah ha. Maybe Pac and Elvis are both in Cuba!

EB: Now, I remember hearing about your, um, I mean, TUPAC's appearance at a New Orleans nightclub a while back. So much fuss about it that I heard about it on TMZ! Was that you, and how did you handle the press behind TMZ's post?

Josh: Ha ha. I don't know what you're talking about. LOL. How do we know that wasn't Tupac? Ha ha. Those TMZ guys are everywhere and they really catch you off guard. It's like Booom! and there's a camera in your face.

EB: Now, let's talk about that Wayne concert you showed up at and had EVERYBODY pissing their pants because they all thought TUPAC was STILL alive. What was going through your mind when all the cameras were flashing and cell phones were pointed at you? *I HAVE THE VIDEO!!*

Josh: Once again... how do we know that wasn't Pac? LOL But I will say it's an interesting experience to go out in costume as Tupac. It's a very unique way to do a character study.

I'm definitely not Tupac and I understand that --just to make that clear for some of my haters who won't understand what I'm doing until 2025 after everybody else is already doing it, LOL--- but when I'm in character people really flip out and react as if I were Tupac sometimes. They take photographs and video and yell from their cars and the whole 9 yards. And that's what celebrity impersonation as an art form is really all about. You give the fans a chance to believe, a chance to feel the presence of an artist they'll never encounter. It's like going to the museum. You know the Tyrannosaurus Rex isn't "real", but you still buy a ticket and line up to see it because it's the next best thing. It gives you an idea of what it might have been like. Celebrity Impersonation is performance art plain and simple.

EB: So you have your own show that you do regularly?

Josh: SEO Video Production has been documenting my Tupac Tribute act for the past several years and we've put together a reality show called "2pac alive". It's all about my exploits as the world's first Tupac impersonator. My transformation from Josh Harraway into Pac. My interactions with people on the street when I'm character. Different shows I do. And also my interaction with the impersonator's community at large. There's some really interesting characters within the impersonation community and we get into all kinds of crazy situations.

We've been pitching the show to the major cable networks and we've been making a lot of progress especially with the Television shows I'm currently on creating so much publicity for the whole idea of "Tupac Impersonation".

EB: Have you ever reached out to TUPAC's mother, or any other member in Pac's family, or have they reached out to you?

Josh: I met Afeni Shakur at the 10 year memorial of Tupac's life in Stone Mountain Georgia at the Tupac foundation. I met some of his other family members there as well. I've also been in contact with Amaru. My whole motivation for doing this comes from a place of respect, homage and tribute to Tupac's legacy, so before I even got started full force I made sure I had approached them to let them know what I was doing.

EB: How do you shut Tupac off and become just Josh Harraway? IS there a switch or do you have to be ON Pac at all times?

Josh: I'm Tupac when I'm performing. Otherwise I'm Josh Harraway for the most part. Josh Harraway is a lot different from Tupac in most ways, so it's not that hard to switch it off once I'm offstage. I studied theatre at what is now called Alexander Dreyfoos School for the Performing Arts in West Palm Beach Florida, so my performance comes from a place of disciplined study, rehearsal and calculated choices. I approach it like a role that I cast myself for. Most actors or performers audition for parts, then once they're cast they start to study the role which varies from script to script. What I do is study the role then play the same role repeatedly. That's how I look at it.

EB: How surreal was it to re-inact Pac's fateful night on VH1's Famous Crime Scene?

Josh: It was incredibly surreal. They had me sitting in an exact model of the black BMW Pac was shot in. Sitting right next to Mark Sweezer a Suge Knight look alike. They had the white Cadillac pull up firing real guns at us. (The bullets were blanks of course! Trust me: that was one of my main concerns for the firearms expert, making sure I didn't get killed Brandon Lee style.) And we proceeded to reenact the entire ordeal. There's a lot of footage you didn't get to see as well. We rented time at the official Las Vegas coroner's office where they had me all tatted up lying on the autopsy tables and what not. There's a pic of this on on my Twitpics page.

The experience even changed my opinion about whether or not Suge Knight had anything to do with the shooting. I mean, I never really believed he did, but after sitting in the car with the gun being fired at both me and the Suge look alike I'd say there's no way Suge would have ordered a hit on Pac then sat in the car while it went down. That just would've been foolish! Suge basically says the same thing in his interview for the episode.

But yeah... As the world's first 2pac impersonator part of what I'm doing is setting the standard for anyone who might do this in the future. So right off the bat in order to call yourself a Tupac Impersonator I feel like you have to do a reenactment of the shooting at some point. That's just the deal!

EB: For my lady readers, does "TUPAC" have a special lady in his life? LoL!

Josh: That's one thing Tupac and I have in common: Love for the ladies. I was just dating the beautiful internet sensation Cindy Margolis quite publicly on the FOX reality show "Seducing Cindy", but that is definitely over now!! Wink, wink.

EB: Tell me about the one they call Dusty Roze!

Josh: Dusty Roze is another character I portray. He's another side of me. He's way more "out there" and just cooler than Josh Harraway. He's a hip hop artist and he raps about all kinds of crazy topics like time travel and spaceships and things like that. I've heard people compare him to Kool Keith sometimes. It's definitely alternative rap. I remember reading Kurt Vonnegut when I was younger and he had this character he'd always mention in his novels called Kilgore Trout. Kilgore Trout was a sci-fi writer and lead this crazy life, but he was imaginary. He only existed in the books of Kurt Vonnegut. So, one day I'm at the bookstore and I find a book written by Kilgore Trout himself. Boy was I excited. I think its title was "Venus On the Half Shell". I knew that Kurt Vonnegut had ghost written the book, but still just seeing Kilgore Trout as a character outside of a Vonnegut novel was really exciting for me. So, I always wanted to give birth to my own alter egos and secondary characters. There's Dusty Roze. Before him there was J.O. Flo, the Giant Slayer. And there's more to come. There's too many people in my head. Ha ha. I gotta let them all out!

EB: What can we all look forward to from you this year, Josh?

Josh: Well, even though my Tupac Impersonation gets most of the publicity that's not all I do. I've written several books and screenplays. I have some acting roles lined up. And Dusty Roze is always recording new tracks and performing. So, I predict eventually the other work I'm doing will eclipse my Tupac Impersonation and the Tupac tribute will be something I'm remembered for doing earlier on in my career.

You can catch Josh's amazing portrayal as Tupac in VH1's new series, Famous Crime Scene. Check your local listing for showtimes!

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Josh's Official Website

Dusty Roze's Myspace (F*ckin ENTERTAINING music, man! LMaO!)

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A whole lotta HIGHWAY booty meat!!

2010-02-26T13:25:00.000-05:00

What if you and your friends...no, ladies...what if you and your MAN were driving down the highway and you bend the corner, pass a truck, and you're stuck behind THIS...

This pic was taken sometime in March of last year.

I'm the type of gal who doesnt find discomfort in another woman's ass, but I know this feelin is NOT shared with most women out there!

LMAO!! That HAAAADto be an interesting experience for drivers THAT f*ckin day! Haha!!

OMG!! This is WRONG-ONG-ONG!!!

2010-02-26T13:15:00.002-05:00

Man, yall know when I come across something like THIS...I GOTTA share it! Now, fellas, yall might wanna cover your eyes for this one...all my rainbow boys out there may enjoy til your heart's content!!

Honeychild, I dont know WHAT this white boy, I'll call him Jimmy, was thinkin! What was goin thru his head when he decided to put on a tight, period red speedo and boot his ass over a BEEEEEETLE?!?! Whooo child!

Well, yall DID ask for more BOOTY MEAT!! White meat chicken, anyone?

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LEV: RADIO'S NEXT BIG THING!!

2010-02-22T11:14:00.003-05:00

I think radio personalities are very interesting. It takes a talented person who never runs out of things to say to pull a job like that off! Not to mention the celebrity that comes with being in radio. Well, I found a guy out of Flint, MI who's got a reeeally bright future in radio!!

All of us listen to the radio at one point or another. All of us hear the different voices of the radio personalities, helping our work shift, drive, or meal along...we listen, we stay informed. They keep us jammin!! I think its high time to show appreciation for our radio stars!!

First up, is Lev...

Lev has a radio show that runs Monday thru Friday from 11-2 on Club 93.7.

EB: How long have you been into radio? Do you like it or LOVE it?

Lev: I’ve been in radio since August of 2009 at WRCL Club 93.7 I really love what I do in radio and what I am capable of doing. I really don’t look at it as a job or career just something I enjoy doing. Basically, a hobby I get paid to enjoy.

EB: Being in radio, you probably meet and talk to lots of characters. Who's the wildest person you can recall meeting?

Lev: I’ve had the pleasure of meeting a lot of people whether listeners, politicians, and celebrities. The wildest character I have met was an elderly lady who has become a mini stalker. She believes we are going to be together and she can show me a thing or two. Lol She crazy. Help!
EB: What's the most censored thing anyone has ever said on your show, or is it YOU that gets the bleeps?

Lev: Wow, censored! My lady listeners are the ones I have to censor but I appreciate every last one of them. I’ve had callers call to the explain fantasies explicitly. Some have called while on the toilet. Some have even called while performing sex. I’m rarely the one getting censored. Try to keep it clean due to my moms might be listening or even my Pastor. Lol!

EB: If you could play ONE artist the WHOLE duration of your show, who would that artist be and why?

Lev: If I had a chance to play nothing but Jay-z on my show it would be cool. Jigga got hits for days plus his features on tracks will keep it interesting. I’m a big fan of the Big Homie! It’s the ROC!!!

EB: I read that you dont have any kids. Why is that and do you want some lil Baby Levs running around one day soon?

Lev: I’m kid-less right now due to I’m very big on family and don’t think I should just have a kid with someone for the sake of having one or even by a slip up. WRAP IT UP!!! I would love to have at least a lil LV running around acting silly. A part of me wants 12 kids. A tribe of LV, lmao I need to start right now. Any takers?

EB: Do you think Esselle Blaize's music would get your listeners' attention? (Hahaha! Thought I'd sneak that one in! LoL!)

Lev: Mos Def believe Esselle Blaize Music would get the listeners attention. Even though Flint, Mi is a small city, it is very diverse. There is a market here for everyone. Only bad things is that its very small. FLINT STAND UP!!!

EB: If you could create your perfect job, what would you be doing and how much money would you make?

Lev: I believe I’m close to the perfect job. I enjoy that I can be myself. Prayerfully ya boy can brand himself to a point where I can get corporate sponsorship to endorse products. I need to make enough money to support my family of 12, wife and all.

EB: Let's say Obama starts a rap career. What rap name would you give him?

Lev: If President Barack Obama needed a rap name I would give him “Hate Me Now” like the XFL jersey use to be. LOL. First single would be the remix of Nas featuring P. Diddy “Hate me Now” track. Obama, holla at me for the marketing plan!

EB: If I had to move to Flint with only ONE possession, what would you tell me to be sure to have?

Lev: If you were to move to Flint I would tell you to bring some positive energy . My city needs as much of it as possible. Love my home!

EB: Is there anything big that you have planned for 2010?

Lev: 2010 I plan on getting out in my community more. I’m starting by throwing my 25th Masquerade Birthday Bash on March 6th, 2010. I plan on putting on a host of events in my area and possibly make a bigger name for myself nationally. I’m just going to take everything to the next level in 2010.

EB: Do you have any Twitter shoutouts?

Lev: @EsselleBlaize, @markwell357PHA, @BcorderMusic, @KyonaCook, @JTUDAH, and @EminentPRceo

Here is the talented and studly, Lev aka @YaboyLV on Twitter, pictured with the beautiful, oh-so-sultry, Melanie Fiona.

Please visit Lev on the web on Club 93.7's website, or FOLLOW him on Twitter!
Shoutout to Regent Communications out of Flint, MI

EXLUSIVE!!!! KIDD RUSSELL ON DECK!!!

2010-02-17T10:14:00.002-05:00

In my very first MUSIC EXCLUSIVE, I bring you a Chicago stud that's not only sexy, but he is a force all his own! He is an artist to look out for this year and hold on tight because he's coming!!

Kidd Russell has opened for The Roots, The Flobots, and Mr. Lif twice, as well as Common, Uncle Cracker, Mickey Avalon, G Love and the Special Sauce, N.A.S.A., and Glacier Hiking!

Esselle Blaize: Who is your biggest fanbase? Rockstar lovers or hip hop heads?

Kidd Russell: My biggest fans are hip hop heads and wrestling fans since I do a lot of work with indie wrestling companies like ROH wrestling lol.....but to answer your question I'd say a combination of both since my music is a hybrid of rock and rap.

EB: What do you like to do in your spare time?

KR: Football, mountain bike, drink beer, lil church, sex, travel and movies. I also like to light bags of shit, put them in front of my neighbors doors, hit the doorbell, hide in a bush and watch them put it out lol!

EB: Did you have a special Valentine? If so, what did you do?

KR: Um I made a Valentines Day menu for my girl. I started with breakfast with options like breakfast in bed, Dennys, Egg Harbor. Shopping victoria Secret, Forever 21 or Venus. Sex, I put head, from the back, sex toys. She basically got to order her perfect day. We had a blast.

EB: Are there any big happenings that you are looking forward to this year?

KR: This is my big year. You will see me every where. My new album Backyard Heroes is amazing and has been getting great critic and fan reviews. I sent sneak peaks out about a week ago and the feedback has been way better then I thought. I'm looking for my first publishing deal and getting married would be a great way to cap it off......

EB: If you could work with any artist, famous or unsigned, who would it be?

KR: Common is my idol I'd love to work with him. I like Cicso Adler, Eligh from the Living Legends, and my buddy Chris Buerhle would be a dope collab. If I could collab in another way it would be with Zoe Salanda she makes me feel like I used to climb the rope in gym class....

Kidd Russell's album, BACKYARD HEROES, drops in March.

Six of Kidd Russell's HOT tracks were placed on TV just last year. His first video, "Dear Shooter" debuted on MTVJams on November 27th and MTV2 on December 13th. His second video, "Rush Rock Remix" has WWE and ROH wrestling superstars appearing throughout, and its the TV theme song for ROH Wrestling, airing on HDnet Monday nights.

Because I loooove wrestling, I wanna share Kidd's "Rush Rock Remix" video with you guys! The fusion of rock and hip hop is sickening!! Whooooooo!

Kidd Russell has a Twitter!
For his official website, please visit KIDDRUSSELLMUSIC.COM

Alexander McQueen Commits Suicide!!

2010-02-11T18:37:00.000-05:00

If you do not know who Alexander McQueen is, then you're not THAT into fashion. He was a famous clothing designer, known to the world's fashion weeks and hoards of celebrities.

Although his Twitter has been deleted, you can see from the cache of his Twitter page that he was a normal person going through pain...I dont know why ppl are trying to tie his tweets into his alleged suicide...smh...

Much like his bestie/colleague, Isabella Blow, who killed herself back in 2007 after being diagnosed with ovarian cancer, it appears that McQueen committed suicide today.

There are numerous reports that Alexander McQueen (real name Lee McQueen) had been having a really hard time after his mum passed away this past February 2nd.

I've read reports of how his body was found, but until an official report comes out...I will keep you posted.

Condolences to his family and friends. His brand new line will still go on to premiere at this year's fashion weeks.
RIP

I LOVE NEW YORK 2 STAR A MURDERER!!!

2010-02-11T12:07:00.002-05:00

Wow! My sister (@kweenisis on Twitter) was telling me about this guy yesterday that merked a dude a couple years ago. I looked it up a little and whaaa-?

This is Jamal Rashead Trulove. He was a contestant I Love New York 2.

Jamal Trulove was on New York's show, but chiiiild, he got kicked off the damn show for fighting! Imaaaagine that!

The 29-year-old was convicted of first-degree murder for the senseless shooting of Seu Kuka, 28, in a Sunnydale housing project in San Fransisco back in 2007, only THREE weeks after leaving New York's show! Dude shot and killed this guy in front of witnesses, after Kuka got into a heated altercation with his brother. How's THAT for backup?

Trulove is on the back row, 4th dude from the right. I know yall remember a FEW faces from this season! Midget Mack, The Entertainer (who has a borin ass show on VH1), Punk (who went on to smash and soon-to-marry Jennifer Hudson), um...um...well...that's all I remember right offhand.

Well, he's lookin at 50 years to life, so basically he will be gettin out long enough to handpick a casket...heeeey, I'm just sayin! Had he sat his lil ass down somewhere, he probably would've saved BOTH of their lives because he would still have been on the show...after all, he DID say his d*ck was big as all get out and New york DID feel and verify...hmmm...

Danger....Girrrl, lemme help you, plz!!!

2010-02-06T19:32:00.000-05:00

I post on Danger, I have a few posts on Danger...I love her!! I need to track her down so I can rub some of this coooool juice on her! Chiiiild, this girl has flown the coooop! Danger, have your people call my people and let's do lunch...we need to talk, pretty lady!

Your fave artists' childhood pics!!

2010-02-05T12:23:00.001-05:00

I saw a couple childhood pics from my fave artists, and I wanted to share them with you...man, I hope no school pic of me ever surfaces...

This is a pic that was posted on [this blog] which is [Drake's] blog.

Jennifer Hudson has been through a lot! She's still a beautiful girl!

This is a throwback of Nicki Minaj, whose real name is Onika Maraj.

This is Rihanna's school pic. Her real name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

Here's Snoop Dogg aka Calvin Broadus...dang, yall see those Dr. Spock ears?! LoL Snoop!

Here's everyone's favorite whiteboi!! Em, whose real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.

And here's everyone's favorite asshole! Hey, I love this man! He's a genius, so gon' boy!

Weezy F. Baby look like he had a situation...wish I coulda braided all that! Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.

Yall know who this lyrical assassin is! Yep, Shawn Corey Carter, Beyonce's hubby, is STILL THE BIZNES!!

Maaaan, I hope no old pics of me ever hit the net!! Dammit! When they do, yall, puh-lease dont clown!! LoL!

Did you know? BARACK OBAMA

2010-02-03T19:40:00.001-05:00

Now this is some funny sh*t! Its funny, cuz you can actually picture Barack on the block in BX, son! LoL!

Okay, here's some interesting sh*t about our beloved President...the history making man that runs thangs around here...just some interesting tidbits...

*Barack's nickname was "Berry," and was also nicknamed "O'Bomber" because he was Kobe'in niggas in high school.
*His mother is caucasian and from Texas and his father is a black dude from Kenya.
*He is left-handed.
*He loves to play poker.
*He's used both weed and cocaine (Coke? Um, sorry, I aint graduatin like that!)
*He loves to play poker
*The Secret Service has given him the codename "Renegade." Makes me wonder what Michelle's codename for him is...mm-hmmm!

My Grammy "concert" Wrap-Up

2010-02-01T15:31:00.002-05:00

Okay, so we ALL saw the Grammys last night...unless you were under a rock or at work, away from a TV...

Well, I love awards shows and all, but err-um...last night's Grammys were more of a concert! While I kinda enjoyed the show, it was laaaaaacking! I dunno, maybe it was the shortage of actual AWARDS given out or, it might've been the last-minute add-on having Drake, Wayne, and Em close out the show...you know, one last hoo-rah to get some black folk to watch before their slot's end...j/k...

I know ppl WANT this to look like sumthin...but the lil tike is Beyonce's sister Solange's son, Jules.

Let's see...what else? oh, speaking of Beyonce...my big-footed sista! My thicka-thanna-snicka sista...hated by many, but RICH as F*CK with a side of endless talent that guarantees she's rich as f*ck FOREVER!

Say what you will, this is a bad b*tch. But I AM mad she lip-synced a little and would've LOVED to watch her perform "Videophone" solo or with The GaGa...certified regardless!

Okaaaaay, let's see what else? Oh, Pink. Now, the last time I saw her perform, she performed in the air...well, this time, she performed in the air....nekkid! Hell, I aint hatin tho, most of us cant do that sh*t!

Yep, that right thurr...I woulda tied my damn self in a knot!!

Oh, I absolutely LOOOOVED Jamie Foxx's performance! He performed, featuring T. Pain, Doug E. Fresh, and Slash! Stage set with a live band, lightshow, backup dancers, and opera singers...and IRON MAN (Robert Downey, Jr.) brought you out?! Shooooot! Definitely the most exciting of the night! Especially loved when Jamie's sister came onstage, gettin her jam on! I just HAD to share it!

I would've given YOUR right arm to be there, onstage with them!
So, Taylor Swift took home some fixed Grammys, Lady GaGa tore the stage up, too, and brought Elton John out with his blinged out signature glasses...

Scary sh*t, I know....that girl knows how to perform!

That's my lil wrap-up of things that stood out to me...Mary J. Blige sang a nice record with some foreign dude wit a long ass name, and a very nice tribute was done for Big Mike....in 3D...and while I didnt entertain the idea of a Grammy performance in 3D, I thoroughly enjoyed, Celine Dion, Usher, J-Hud, Carrie Underwood, and Smokie's tribute to Michael...

That is all, the Grammys would have better luck without the potato chip in the ass approach to an awards show. Just loosen up next time and incorporate more awards and more MUSIC categories!!!

Wow...seriously? Bank robbers got away b4 my eyes?

2010-01-30T12:33:00.000-05:00

Whassup you beautiful morsels!

Okay, now I know I'm not the brightest apple in the batch, but um...how in THE hell did these bank robbers flee the scene like that?! Man, this sh*t had me like, Whaaa-?

You GOTTA watch this video to see these L.A. bank robbers back in 2007! They all got in the car, cops roll up, box 'em in, but ALL of the cops run PAST the robbers, INTO the bank!
Man...I'm not encouraging bank robberies AT ALL. But just in case you havent seen this amazing getaway, here ya go!

We're DIZZY for DRIZZY!!! Inside look at Drake!

2010-01-29T18:37:00.006-05:00

Heeey there, guys'n'gals!
Okay, I decided to do a lil sumthin on Drake because I thought his path to success was pretty cool and extremely brave...so, in my very own fashion, have put THIS together for you!

Drizzy at a recent video shoot...I scooped up this pic to direct your attention to them thunderous, kick-a-n*gga-DEAD-in-his-SH*T, amaaaazing legs on that there gal in the front!!! Diiizzzzaaayum!

Most of us remember Drake from Degrassi, a popular TV show that ran from 2001-2009. He played the role of Jimmy Brooks. I was turned onto "Degrassi" because of my little sister and niece watching...and yall know what" My niece looks JUST like Liberty ass!

Drake in his younger, "Degrassi" days...awww...he's 23 now!

Anyway, in 2006, Drake released his very first mixtape, called "Room for Improvement" and in 2007, released "Comeback Season" as a follow-up. His first single, "Replacement Girl" feat. Trey Songz was the "New Joint" on BET's 106&Park in April of 2007...unsigned, mind you!

Here is Drake with Lil' Wayne.

Last year, "So Far Gone" was the third mixtape release. It earned over 2,000 downloads in the first couple hours it hit the net. *I HOPE YALL SHOW UP FOR MY ASS LIKE THAT!! HONEYPOTMUSIC HITS THE NET MARCH 8TH!!! LOL!*

MTV named his third release "Mixtape of the year" and he signed with Young Money Entertainment shortly thereafter for a loosely reported $2MILLI!! For labels bidding to sign this dude, it was a straight up war! Of course, Lil' Wayne comes out on top of that one!

Drake tore his ACL last year and collapsed onstage when his poor knee gave out...no cool points lost!

Did you guys know that in ONE year's time, Drake managed to pull in 13 award nominations from FIVE different award venues? Most artists that are yearrrrrs more famous cant pull that off!

Here is Drake w/labelmate, Nicki Minaj.

Drake has his debut album, "Thank me Later," an album that EVERYONE'S expecting, dropping "this year"...okaaaay...we're waaaaiiting! I want to hear it, mainly because I like the mind trips he makes yo ass go on sometimes! I just hope he doesnt change up on us...I dont think he will...

I'm just gonna let yall know that Drake ass aint goin hungry NO TIME SOON!! Gon' boy!!

Follow me! @esselleblaize
ALSO follow the NEW @bootymeatnews Twitter!

Who is Shanell Woodgett?

2010-01-24T00:58:00.003-05:00

Woodgett, Woodgett...that name sounds reeeally familiar...oOOOOHH! That's D. Woods' sister!! Now, I totally get it!! Shanell, who is also known as SnL, is a member of the Young Money clan...but dont think she's new to the game...

The nose-thingy is the biznes...I likes...

Shanell has written songs from back in the day for artists like 3LW & B5, on up to Danity Kane and Kelis...she appeared in Be Cool, and also wrote and performed on Lil Wayne's Tha Carter III.

As soon as the spotlight's free, I know who got next!

She also appeared in Lloyd's "Get It Shawty" and Ciara's "Goodies" a while back. She has announced that she will be putting together a mixtape of sorts (heeeey, I got one comin, too, MARCH 8th!-SHAMELESS PLUG) and also has tracks like "Party all the time" and "Handstand" out now.

Here is Shanell(right), with sister D. Woods(middle), and Meka Means.

Ppl whisper lil sh*t bout males and females when they create music together, so you know she's been thrown in with Lil Wayne...why its "news" to some blogs, I dunno, I dont really give a f*ck but...anyway...I think she's gonna do big thangs in the industry. As soon as we get over how WONDERFUL Drake is, a lot more people will take notice of this fireball!

Sweet Jesus...Haitian Rescue caught on tape!

2010-01-21T22:42:00.001-05:00

Browsing sites and found this AMAZING video! Its a vid of a haitian woman being rescued after spending SIX DAYS under rubble from the earthquake! Another indication that this life you live is real. Though this happened in Haiti, it could easily happen where you stand...one day it may...starting now, LOVE YOUR LIFE EVEN MORE than you did before you read this. Promise?

Danger is a "personality" and Monica is a REAL PERSON, yall!

2010-01-21T22:33:00.003-05:00

I like Danger, I really do. I fux wit her...she has figured out the secret to notoriety. PUBLICITY! To get publicity, one must know HOW to place their name on your brain cell, roll down to your tongue, and bounce off yo damn teeth like Tigger's tail!

SHE DID DAT...so dont hate! Lol!

I know I have a previous posting where she shaved her head, but NOT her cooch, uh, yaaaa, but THAT doesnt mean I dislike her! She's cool ppl, she jus need to landscape, so dont shoot the messenger!

She's a hot lil Blaxican piece of meat...no homo.

For all who think she's some mixed model bimbo can THINk AGaIN! In the video below, she..I guess, straightens some thangs out! *snaps my fingers* I guess she TOOOOOLLLD yall! LmAo! Gon' girl! I support you girl, and I hope ALL works out in your favor with your parental situation.

Esselle Blaize & Booty Meat News Presents....

2010-01-17T15:15:00.009-05:00

**Jo'Nya Ice**

I met this breathtaking beauty on the genuis networking site, Twitter. From the gate, @Ms34d_25_48 was down to earth, pleasant, and FUNNY AS HELL!! There's A LOT more to this pretty face and BANGIN body...let's get to know this 5'11" SEASON OPENER for Booty Meat News' FIRST QUEENSPREAD BEAUTY!!

"My fave vacation spot is probably Miami in the Winter time...I say that cuz it's less humid and less crowded...you can enjoy the actual vacation when it's like that....my hair doesn't do too well in random miami weather..."

"I dont wanna say any names, but I had a photoshoot that I'll never 4get...it was my veddy 1st one and I was kinda nervous...I'm extremely shy so it was hard, but we pulled it off...the pics were amazing when they were done so it was a win win for me..."

"Hmmmmmmmm...an "unforgettable club?" I'd say prolly Love in Washington, DC...its soooo gi-mungous (yes!! gimungous) anywho it's always a fun club...I just love that place."

"I have 7 tatoos! MOST are visible the majority of the time...any1 who knows me, knows that I like form-fitting clothes...I always have a back, a shoulder, a thigh, a neck, etc out.....so you're sure to see a tat...the most visible one is prolly the "cherries" on my neck...they all rep something sentimental to me...they are not just random..."

"The most attractive quality in a man would be a "kind heart"...it sounds cliche, but I truly mean that."

"I WOULD do some Twitter shoutouts but we know how "tender" some ppl can be...I'd hate to leave some1 out and they take it to heart...so I'll jus shout YOU out...heeeeey Esselle...haha...but honestly, my lil Island in Twitterville is an amazing colony of tweople...they are all cool...I'll shout out all of my tweople...I hate the word "followers" though...I jus call every1 "my tweople"..."follower" jus sounds like they are "followin" me...I communicate back w/every1 who speaks to me...so we "follow" eachother...*waving* "HEY TWITTERVILLE!!!"

For more Jo'Nya Ice, FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER! She's the baddest chick in the game on the Twitline as @Ms43d_25_48! You can ALSO check her AMAZING MYSPACE page out! You wont be sorry! Thanks, girl!
Special shoutouts to @tmoneyroll and @Blacklensnyc for the 2 photo collages in this spread.

Michelle Obama looks like...

2010-01-16T22:03:00.007-05:00

Now, dont go get all crazy sayin Esselle Blaize said Sigourney Weaver & Michelle Obama look just alike...I'm not sayin that.
What I AM sayin is, THESE TWO LOOK LIKE COUSINS!! Yep, a black girl becousinin a white girl...or perhaps we could say, same daddy, different mama...

These two lovelies look like Daddy; his dominate gene knocked up a black chick AND a white chick at the same time.

And while I'm on anything Obama (though I dont "do" politics like that), I wanted to share a pic someone drew up...have you guys seen this sh*t?

Daaaang! Why they gotta be all that?

This depiction of the Obamas is sooo triflin...smh...who drew this? Lemme at em so I can cut off the thumb that holds the pencil steady...assHOLE!! At least SHE gets the gun...AND "wears the pants"...ON YA ASS! See, something good came outta that BULLSH*T PICTURE!

Wowzers! Trina before the deal...that's what I shoulda did!

2010-01-16T20:03:00.003-05:00

Now, I KNOOOOOW yall remember this pic! Hotneeesss! I just ran across a blog that claimed they "heard" she was broke..and? I doubt its THAT true, but if it is, so the f*ck what? She's no less human than you and me, and MOST of our asses are what? Say it with me now....BROKE!!!

So I was browsing inbetween songwriting, and came across a very interesting video on ICEDDOTCOM's blogspot. I have found that the way to get into the industry is through the strip club. I am not hatin at all, sh*t...I may need to get into strippin..so I can skip thru all the bullsh*t and strugglin, and fast forward straight to the deal...through my puss&ass...hmmm....it worked for Trina and Eve.

SIDEBAR: Trina is a bad muddaf*kka. How she got where she is, f*ck it. She's successful and is on a level where many of us are tryin to go. So hatin is redundant. That is all.

Well, at least out of all those girls, yall know who the f*ckin star was...

Wow, Danger. You shaved the WRONG area!!

2010-01-16T14:20:00.008-05:00

This post is definitely for my GROWN folks! I just came across a very compromising pic of Danger (For the Love of Ray J). She has been on a straight roller coaster since being on the show...she's had a baby, may be pregnant again, been institutionalized, and has even shaved her head...

Danger, THOSE BOOTS ARE THE BIZNES!!

Now, dont get me wrong, her shaved head looks really good on her, and the tat on her face makes her look like MORE of a celeb...

HOWEVER...

Danger, sweetheart...you...ahem...forgot to shave ONE valuable area...

THAT is not the biznes...

I will probably do a story on her in the future, but Danger, send me an updated pic of your cooch AFTER you do some landscaping...damn, cant even see that thang...smh...

SPECIAL TWITTER SHOUTOUT!

2010-01-15T01:36:00.007-05:00

Okay, yall know I'm on Twitter, live and kickin!! I got soooo much love for my Twitter peoples!!

This one guy, in particular, who yall should check out, @RICHBLACKMAN, just TWITPIC'd a verrrry nice shot! A baller shot, AT THAT!!

Yall know he doin well...all high tech 'n sh*t!! SHOUTOUT TO YOU, PA!! *KiSSeS*

A dose of meds for DRAMA!!

2010-01-14T18:37:00.000-05:00

Whooo child!! It is an UNDERSTATEMENT for me to express how sick & tired I am of people kickin up drama and bullsh*t EVERYDAY!! Doesnt it seem like the people around you get this streak of evil inside them at the mere THOUGHT of you being happy?! Mean, miserable muthaf*ckas like that are the reason why the togetherness level in this world is so low.

There used to be a time when family was ALL you had at the end of the day. Now, in these times, its your family that, at the end of the day, that RUIN your days...your special moments...that tear you down off your rockers...but why?

We are living in a world where chaos and misery runs the clock. No one is exempt from financial and relationship issues. No one is safe from this f*cked up world. My family, your family, all of out families are in a position where being a person is a daily task, let alone being a pleasant person. Family members used to support eachother's talents and efforts. They used to be there when your boyfriend or girlfriend broke your heart. Now, they act as culprits, some hate to hear your good news.

ADVICE: These days, chirren, you just gotta keep your good news and good tidings TO YOURSELF!!

Doesnt the drama, bullsh*t, & hatas make you wanna do this?!

This world is changing, and it will be ever-changing. Its time to GET OVER the fact that things are not like they used to be. You have to roll with the changes and roll with the punches. If you dont, niggas will roll over on you!!

Not telling you to NOT depend on anyone...wait, that's EXACTLY what I'm telling you! You have to get to a point where you can depend on YOU to cheer you up, to pick you up, and get YOURSELF through hard times. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, honey, but NO ONE REALLY GIVES A SH*T WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH! I mean, people may care, but frankly, they have their own sh*t to deal with, and best believe individual situations are measured. If your problems and issues dont measure up to Africa's AIDS crisis, the person you look to are NOT going to care that much...why? Because WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS!!!

The two are NOT the same! You dont have to isolate to be ur own person!

Alot of people are afraid that finding their own comfort and depending on themselves means they have to isolate themselves from the world. To NEVER have drama, isolation is the best medicine. HOWEVER, its NOT healthy for a fulfilling life, so you need to find a happy medium and stay there. You can be cut off from drama and B.S. without being cut off from the world.

I havent TOUCHED what I really wanted to express, but I wanted to keep it as short as I could. In closing, I'm gonna be the one to tell you that there are not many supportive, positive people left in the world. That sh*t went out with the 90s. There is much sifting to be done to find real, quality people who actually give a f*ck. So, BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN SMILE, NO MATTER WHO TRIES TO RIP IT FROM YOUR FACE!!

POW!

Nik from ANTM baby daddied Braylon Edwards

2010-01-14T14:41:00.001-05:00

Do you guys remember Nik, from America's Next Top Model, Cycle 5? Well, I do, and she made it all the way to the Top 2! Although she didnt win, she's been doing big things in the modeling industry! BUT, she's been doing even BIGGER things in the athlete world! She has been linked to a couple ball players, but one particular baller has spread his royal oats up in her pasture and now she's abut to be PAID FOR LIFE!!!

Nik Pace is such a pretty little damsil!

NFL football star, Braylon Edwards, who currently plays for the New York Jets, is being sued by Ms. Nik for upwards of $70,000/monthly...yep, f*ckin him without a condom has definitely secured her income for a very long time! NOT SAYIN THAT'S WHY SHE HAD HIS BABY...I'm jus sayin!! Braylon brings home about $5 million, so Nik's gettin her piece for their son.

SIDEBAR: I really hate to see situations where people are all lovey-dovey, and wait GOOOOD until another life's in the picture, then...broken home...just like that...MADNESS!!

Anyway, there is a knockdown drag out fight going on in the judicial system because Nik wants this child support thing to go down in New York, as opposed to Georgia, where their child was born. See, I know Georgia doesnt require much for child support. I dont know ANYONE who gets satisfactory child support coming out of this state, so Nik's playing it smart...Braylon, on the other hand, would rather stick to Georgia's courts...but so far, to no avail because Nik's lawyer had his request thrown out.

Too late to think twice, booboo! Least you got a baaaaaad ass baby mama! A lot of dudes out here are stuck wit str8 mess...yep, I said it! YOU were thinkin it...*sticks tongue out* We'll see how this goes...its just too bad this child has to come into this cruel world into mess like this. Well, Braylon, when you leave kool-aid in the fridge, eventually someone's gonna drink it! Yall ballers need to guard your sperm more closely!!

Shawty Redd released on BOND!!

2010-01-12T22:14:00.000-05:00

Most people start their New Years off with goals, new beginnings...while some start their New Years off with the pluck of a trigger, leading to a murder charge. Demetrius "Shawty Redd" Stewart had a hearing today, where his bond was set for 200 stacks and he was strictly instructed not to leave Henry County, Georgia, and has to wear an ankle bracelet. Of course, he is out on bond now...

Look like he smoked a FAT ass blunt before he went in!

Shawty Redd said he and "acquaintance" Damon Martin were involved in an altercation at his home shortly after New Years arrived. Shawty said that the two were in his home. They got into an argument, which led to physical contact, which led to Shawty Redd grabbing a gun and killing Martin. It was Shawty who called the Police and told them about the shooting.

I dont know how this is going to pan out, but a preliminary hearing is set for February 3rd. More details are needed, dammit!! I will see what I can come up with...stay tuned...

SMH Lloyd Banks...SMH...

2010-01-12T21:55:00.000-05:00

Hey, I wonder who rolled that...perfect roll job!
Man, oh, man, has Lloyd Banks got himself into a pickle this time! According to Kitchener (Ontario) Police, Christopher Lloyd, also known as rapper Lloyd Banks and three others were taken into custody. Shawn McGee, 31, and Tyrell Cooper, 24, were released and taken back to the United States on Tuesday. Llyod Banks, 27, and Nicklas Sloane, 25, were detained by immigration for "unspecified issues." They were all charged with aggravated assault, forcible confinement, & robbery. Lloyd Bank's bond has been set for 50 stacks. No doubt, he will get out in no time!

Evidently, Chris Hines, a booking agent/concert promoter who spoke out about the incident, says he has No idea why they would want to attack him. According to Hines, he only acted as a booking agent to this venue. he did not promote it. He said that he booked Lloyd banks for a club in downtown Brantford (Ontario) called Club NV. He said he has done work like this for them for years.

According to Hines, he was held hostage and "worked on" for 20 minutes! Hines was rushed to the hospital after the incident, suffering from possible head trauma, bruises, cuts, and abrasions. dude got f*cked up, for real...

This is Hines after he got f*cked up. This pic was "leaked" online...yyyeaaaah.

Its not known at this time whether or not Hines is going to file a lwsuit, but all I can say is, court for this kind of case is going to take FOREVER!! Up to a year and some change if it remains in lower court, but if this goes higher, it could take THAT long for it to even GO INTO court!! Good luck Banks! I will do my best to keep yall posted on that. In the meantime, check the vid below...

SideTalking is for LAMES!!

2010-01-08T13:02:00.000-05:00

People, people, people...PLEASE CHILL ON THE SLY TALK!! WTF is up with that? Why do people feel like they have to convey a certain message to you by talking "around" you as if you're too stupid to pick up on the hint. I be like, "If you got something to say, f*cking SAY IT!!!" If I owe you something or if you need or want something from me, F*CKING SAY IT! I, and I know this feeling is shared, am getting soooo sick & tired of people talking around my ass...I'm not a beat around the bush type. I'm not really black & white, but I'm blunt & I like when people just SPIT SH*T OUT!!

Example: Tina wants Sarah to loan her $20. So Tina says, "Man, I'm broke as hell and dont have ANYONE to turn to to borrow money." <-Okay, that's where Sarah comes in and, on auto, OFFERS money to her...errrk!! Its time to STOP the bullsh*tting & get to the point.

Do you really need another example? I got a million...I get hit wit sidetalk on the f*ckin DAILY!!

I wont hold you long, but I will close with this: If you have something to say to a person, or have a message you would like to convey to the next, biting your tongue makes your asshole super tight...let that marinate...

Check out this FAN SHOT of YOURS TRULY!!

2010-01-05T13:04:00.002-05:00

Okay, those of you that are aware of who I am know that I am so low on the letter list (ie. Alist, Dlist) that...who gives a sh*t if I'm going to the store?

Okay...well, to SOME people, I MATTER, okaaaay?! Someone just sent me a candid that they snapped of me with their camera! Its SO sick, because I remember that day! This chick recognized me and just snapped a pic as we said hi in passing...

WHO GIVES A SH*T, RIGHT? Well, say it now, get it out of your system because in DUE time, I'm gonna be the subject of most of these wretched blogs!! HeHeHe...and THAT's a sinister laugh!

Keisha Cole engaged!! Boobie is SO romantic!!

2010-01-05T11:50:00.001-05:00

Congrats DOUBLE TIME are in order for my girl, Keyshia Cole! She's pregnant with a boy and her favorite boy, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson, recently popped a very serious question...

Keyshia and Boobie have been dating for a minute. She's due in March, I believe.

Man, I dont wanna say too much...all I can say is, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson got down on one knee, shortly after the clock struck midnight on New Year's Eve. This boy proposed to Keyshia with a 10 karat rock!! Of course, she said YES!! Now, she gets the baby AND the man...lucky b*tch!<-I'm hating! Lol!

Good luck to you, Keysh...just dont keep DROPPIN like Neffie!

So what if Nicki Minaj MAY be wearing booty pads?

2010-01-02T23:16:00.000-05:00

I aint tryna start nothin. Promise I'm not. One, because, as a fellow female musician, I would NEVER shoot down another chick in the game. Two, because I'm of a different breed than basic chicks, I uplift and I do not put people down to build myself up...

With THAT being said, I think Nicki Minaj is a superstar inthe making, despite naysayers. Now, I aint tryna start nothin, but a while back, I had a blog entry on booty pads and how some women are cheating in the ass department.

I personally do NOT need assistance in this department, but I STILL want booty shots...so who am I to give Miss Minaj hell if she wanna wear booty draws?

You be the judge...

Erbody DUUUUCK!!! Cuz the cooch is FLYIN!!

2010-01-02T23:05:00.005-05:00

Okay, I was doing some browsing and bumped my head on Nicki Minaj's coochie...and looky here...she brought a friend...Lil' Kim!

All the KUDOS in the WORLD go to these two bombshells cuz aint no way in the hell I would let her hang for all to see...purposely...I know I got some compromisin pics out there somewhere...Lol!

Anywho...the cooch is in the air and we dont care!! I aint mad at you Nicki! Gon' girl!

Nicki Minaj rocks the famous Lil Kim pose and doesnt do bad... I am, however mad AS HELL...at this shot at Nicki Minaj's look. Bless her heart...

You cant tell her she aint rockin it, tho! Shoooot, you gon' too, girl!

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Amber Rose looks TIMELESS in Vibe mag!!

2010-01-02T13:41:00.001-05:00

My homegirl Amber Rose...yall knew this was coming!! She's in the lastest issue of Vibe and looks SPECTACULAR!! You can catch her in the January 2010 issue!

Doesnt my girl look flawless?! And in this last pic? Those ankle boots? THE BIZNES!!!
Here is a little teaser video from Vibe...

Damn! Shawty Redd turns himself in for MURDER!

2010-01-02T13:27:00.000-05:00

Demetrius "Shawty Redd" Stewart, who is most known for producing Jeezy's "Who Dat" and "Hypnotize", and Gucci's "Trap House", is now an inmate...he just turned himself in for MURDER!

He claims to have gotten into a heated argument with a man at his home, where the man threatened him. After the man posted the threat, Shawty Redd got his gun an shot & killed the man.

Shawty Redd got his start producing for Jeezy, which led Jeezy to a record deal.

Shawty Redd was recently featured in the New York Times for being partly responsible for changing the sound of the South. He also recently flew over to Belize to executive produce Shyne's album...damn...

Kourtney kardashian's baby hits magazine stands!

2009-12-29T15:14:00.001-05:00

Not that I had to WONDER about how Kourtney K. and Scott Disick's baby was going to turn out...this Armanian/Caucasian baby is sooo adorable and congrats to them!

Two things: DIZZAAAAAMN Scott gotta lotta makeup on & this baby got some big ass feet...hopefully he grows older & follows the motto...

This is Kourtney and Scott's first child and his name is Mason Dash Disick.Photo courtesy of mixxnews.com

VIDEO of Mary J. Blige takin it to her hubby!

2009-12-27T16:01:00.000-05:00

Man, I had to do some sifting to find this one here! As most of you know, Mary recently had an album release party that led to blows when she CAUGHT Kendu Isaacs, her hubby of 6 years, flirting with a waitress!

SIDEBAR: WHY CANT NIGGAS JUST BE FAITHFUL AND KEEP THEIR DICK LOCKED UP?

Anyway, on the video, you will see the altercation take place, but OF COURSE this bodyguard with his big, over-sized, bullet-catchin ass is in the way. Tell you one thing, tho....yo ass can SURE see her raise her hand and knock that ass off in the face, tho!

Black people hair shows, cool. White people hair shows.....

2009-12-22T23:22:00.000-05:00

Black people are known for their "special" tastes in creative hair styling. We really GO THERE wit you...we build weave bridges, bird nests, and we even will put an LED scroller in a chick's head.

But white people? Oh, hizzzelll naw!! I never knew they got down like this...

Now that's some hair show sh*t for ya!

Yep! Chiiild, these white people got active imaginations JUST like the groes!! Lol! Gone head, Cindy & Sarah!

Aww man! Que from Day 26 got kicked out?

2009-12-22T01:56:00.000-05:00

Daaaamn, Daaaamn, Daaamn!!!

Que from the Diddy-formed group, Day 26, has gotten his walking papers! I aint sayin nuttin else, here's a video of Que HIMSELF talkin about it just in case yall thinkin its bullsh*t!!

Beanie Siegal in car accident Saturday

2009-12-22T01:14:00.001-05:00

Rapper Beanie Siegal was involved in a car accident this past Saturday night after leaving a studio session in Baltimore.

One site reports that the accident was "near-fatal", while others report that he didnt even go to the hospital to get treated.

The vehicle he was riding in was totaled after he was sideswiped by a tractor trailer.

I hope he's A okay, we're gonna need him to be 100% if he's gonna be signing with G-Unit!!

See how Lil Wayne's (Sarah from Ohio) baby looks now!

2009-12-21T13:09:00.002-05:00

I knew about this one from last year when this chick from Ohio had a baby for Lil Wayne...LOTS of people didnt really believe it, but its TrUE!! Lil Man, who is a junior, a third Wayne Carter, is now a little over a year old, recently attended Lil Wayne and Toya's daughter Reginae's bday party last month.

In the pic, Lil Wayne is holding his lil man...I personally would LOVE to join his baby mama club! LoL!

I bet yall thought that chick really didnt have his baby, huh!

Yall know I got a picture of the BM, right? This chick, Sarah, is a 20 something student who knows the celebrity ropes. She used to date a dude from the Bengals. She's a college student and nail tech (MY GIRL!) who met Lil wayne a few years ago at a concert, accompanied him on the rest of that tour and I guess...I'm gonna go ahead and say it: If you get comfortable f*cking, eventually the condoms come off...you hit a lick, Sarah, you hit a LICK!!!
This is Lil Wayne's baby mama #2. Her name is Sarah. She's vietnamese/white and lives in Cincinatti, OH....I should feature HER ass on my blog...when she gets some more!! Lol!

Did you gain weight this holiday?

2009-11-29T17:08:00.002-05:00

Man, oh man!! I CANNOT be the only person who completely lost all common sense and took it a little too far this past holiday! I cant just FEEL the guilt SEEPING through as you read this! Some people managed to keep it together and NOT over-indulge. CONGRATS to you doodyheads that didnt gain an ounce! *HATING ON YOU*

Anyway, I just wanted to share a few tips with you to help you recover from this ratched day that ruins figures worldwide every year! Lol!

1.) Take it easy the next few days! Dont be goin all nuts on leftovers (like my ass). If you MUST have them, cut your servings down to kid portions.

2.) Also watch sugar intake. Sugar and holidays dont mix, so watch the sweets after a jump off the caloric deep end! LoL! Man, my sister makes these buttermilk pies that are to DIE for! I even have my very own pie. But at 364 calories per slice, I'm lookin at 1500 calorie burns for the next 6 days to avoid my ever-so-plush figure to go rogue on my ass!

3.)Walk it off! Everyone knows that walking works wonders! Walk for 30 minutes each day...DO SOMETHING! Every person should get a good 30 minutes of cardio in each day so put on your walking shoes and G-G-Get it!!

4.)Go out to eat if you want! Enjoy that restaurant/fast food...THEN ENJOY THAT EXTRA WEIGHT YOU'LL PUT ON ON TOP OF THE WEIGHT YOU PUT ON FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I was being sarcastic about it...lay off of restaurant food for a while, because with all the added oil, sodium, and the mere fact that most of it is processed, you will DEFINITELY be piling fat on top of fat!

That's just a few tips I wanted to throw out there at you guys! If you want more tips, I gotchu, just shoot me an email over to bootymeatnews@gmail.com.

Esselle Blaize clownin her sista!

2009-11-17T15:17:00.001-05:00

Just a lil laugh...

I'm late for the VMAs!!

2009-09-21T10:33:00.001-04:00

Okay, I know I'm late than a muddaf*kka on this!! Okay, being that I'm late is so, I'm just gonna hit on what I recall...

Overall, I give the show 3 1/2 stars out of 5. A score of 6 1/2 out of 10. Now, if you want to include the MJ tribute, I'd give it a 1/2 point more. The fact that I wasnt there, MAJOR downer! Damn, why I couldnt get no kinda ticket or seating availability? Oh, I forgot, I only have 4 fans! LOL!

Here's Kanye, up to his old media grabbing tricks! Poor Taylor!

Okay, first and foremost...Kanye taking Taylor's shine...well, him bumrushing the stage was not a drunk move. I think it was a GENIUS move! This dude knows how to grab a headline. MOVING ON!!

SIDEBAR: I heard Jay was all mad because his woman played the noble role and gave Taylor her moment back. So mad that he called up his, um, paaatna, Rihanna and hit the post parties with her. Man, I cant really speak on that because rich ppl do things that we as poor ppl would NEVER tolerate! Too damn rich.

I thought Jay and Alicia was going to actually close some sh*t out...I was expecting a grand type performance, but then again, you aint gotta do much when you're JAY-Z!! He and Alicia had erbody on their feet and we all were jammin like we're right there in New York..in Times Square doin the Ricky Bobby right in front of the Virgin Music Store until.....

Lil Mama decided she wanted to go onstage with them and jam out. It looked like jay wanted to bow her ass, but there were too many ppl looking! Haha! Anyway, that was NOT a good look Lil Mama cuz Twitter was on fire after that wit Lil Mama jokes and you can find a whole blog on that right here on Booty Meat News. A complete LMAO situation so make sure you check it out!

Um, what else?

Oh, what in the H-E-DBL hockey sticks did Lady Gaga do to fashion that night? Man, I dont know about you guys, but she really set a tone for what she's gonna do to the music industry for the next year. Yeah, it was wierder than a muddaf*kka, but bitch got her point across and she was fearless and fierce doin it, so...

This lady could care less about being the talk of the town!

Well, really, I cant think of anything else that was completely mind-boggling about the VMAs...if I left anything out or if you wanna point something interesting out to me, hit me up on Twitter or email me!

5 WORST cities to live in! And there's more!!

2009-09-07T21:11:00.000-04:00

I ran across some new information involving where we live! I had no idea that there was a list of 40 Top absolute, most stressful cities to live in!

The Top 5 Stressful Cities are:

1. CHIGAGO, IL
2. LOS ANGELES, CA
3. NEW YORK, NY
4. CLEVELAND, OH
5. PROVIDENCE, RI

To find these cities, quality of life, unemployment, cost of living, real-estate market, population density, the number of sunny and partly-sunny days per year, and air quality figures were all examined.

Man, I live in a small city in Central Georgia...I still want more than anything to re-locate to another state, and I still will. However, I will definately be looking at certain factors before I sign a lease!

There's a Top 40 most stressful cities to live in!! Where does your location top out? To find out, visit the link below.

Top 40 Most Stressful Cities to live in

Nivea and Lauren London: WEEZY BABY MAMA CLUB MEMBERS!

2009-09-02T20:34:00.000-04:00

I didnt think it was true....but after diggin and diggin...IT IS VERY TRUE that both Lauren and Nivea are expecting children with Lil Wayne.

This picture of Nivea was taken recently...she has 3 kids with ex-husband, The Dream (cant believe I didnt know about the kiddies!). This will be her fourth child.

Now, there's Lauren London, also preggers with a baby Weezy...

This is the only pic I could find of Lauren London...she really aint tryin to be all out here taking pictures for yall!

Why? She's completely embarassed by all of this. See, Lauren didnt know ANYTHING about Nivea being pregnant for Lil Wayne, and Nivea had no idea that Lil Wayne was still into Lauren London...damn Lil Wayne!

And Lil Wayne's LIL MAN has been up in yet another chick raw! Some other chick is claiming to ALSO be pregnant for him! I'm diggin to find out who she is...if I can come up from my own life long enough!

Damn, and I used to think that Lil Wayne was working with something exclusive and special...looks like he's tryna to bring that track to life and "fuck every girl in the world"...and impregnate them! Just kidding, Weeeeezy!

What in DA HELL is this white lady doing?

2009-09-02T11:36:00.000-04:00

I ran across this hot ass, flexible mess...can ya'll believe this? I usually strive to be more flexible for my dancing abilities and for ma dude, but this is on some...lick ya own booty hole type ish right here!

Dayum!

The Dream now EXECUTIVE VP of Island Def Jam....

2009-08-30T01:26:00.001-04:00

Damn, damn, damn!! Christina Milian is such a homewrecker! Nah, just kidding! As of August 2009, Terius "The Dream" Nash has been appointed the Executive Vice President of Island Def Jam.

I'm clawing my way to this man's office, yall! Anyway, Christina Milian definately hit a good lick with this one! Yall know there's rumors that MY MAN knocked her up. Shoooot, at this point, her lick will be solid as a healthy turd if the rumors turn out to be true....Gon' girl!

ONLY FOR THE SMOKAZ WHO LUV WEEZY...

2009-08-30T01:00:00.001-04:00

I saw this and instantly fell in love with it. I've never seen this pic of Lil wayne...damn. Loves it!

The Chrihanna Fight Situation!

2009-08-26T14:14:00.005-04:00

Man, I got a couple people talking about this whole Chris Brown and Rihanna situation that wanna know what my take is; what I think....well, without gettin allupinnit, here goes...

I posted this particular pic just to remind you guys of what that handsome hunk of summsum did to her in the whip on February 8th of this year. Damn, what I would give to have been in the backseat if that dude had one...damn sportscars!

Damn, they look like they had wonderous, glorious, luvvmakin sessions!

Pause...reflect...Forgive me Lord for imagining them doin the do...

Okay, well, he had court yesterday and gets 6 months community service, 5 years felony probation...what else...oh, he cant contact Rihanna for the next 5 years. He cant go within like 50 yards of her and if they have to attend the same event, he cant go within 10 yards of her...How's THAT for some time apart? So, if they ever miss eachother's lovin to the point where they wanna romp, they gonna have to rendezvous way down low or his ass gonna get locked up! But dont get it twisted, though. Its in the air that BOTH Rihanna and Chris want that "no contact" clause thrown out because its kinda stupid.

I know yall remember RihRih in those "Pon de Replay" days a.k.a. BEFORE SHE SAT IN THE LAP OF LUXURY! I aint hatin, tho, cuz I'd sit in that MF, too!

"Run It" boy and "Ella-Ella" girl had some previous incidents that conveniently found their way to the media the day of the court date. The most recent incident before the big showdown was about three weeks prior.

Now, there are rumors flying about what she gave him and who he was still screwing, but whatever led up to THAT day, was definately a rolling boil that finally boiled over.

He didnt just go off. Yall know better, right? We, men AND women, all have had bad...no, SUPERBAD fall-outs that either led to or ALMOST or COULD HAVE led to blows. Those that havent been there should not even HAVE an opinion on this.

Just think...no one is talking about HIS injuries...

Amber Rose gets BOOTY SHOTS?

2009-08-26T07:02:00.001-04:00

Oh, Lord PLEASE say it aint so! Here I was thinking Amber was working with some God given butt cheeks...but that's not what her so-called friend said...

Some chick that claims that her and Amber danced together at a strip club in the Bronx. She also went on to say how Amber was a bum pretty much. Saying she never owned a car or had her own home. This chick says that Amber use to bum cigs, rides home, and still lives with her mom. This girl claims that Amber is a poor reader and speaker and that Kanye is just using her for show. "Friend" chick says that Amber is all stuck up now that Kanye is in the picture and she misses the "gay" side of Amber....

It looks to me like another situation where bitches hate! Shoot, I'd be brand new, too if I was on Kanye's arm! Hell, look at him! Also, if Kanye is using her, I doubt its JUST for show...

But the SUBJECT of this post is the booty shots thing. This girl said that Amber put her ear to the strip club floor to find a buut shot man and ended up going to some "doctor" in the hood for her butt shots.

And here I was thinking she was blessed...

Amber, them chicks back at the strip club tryna put you out cuz you aint gotta work there no more...HATAS!!

Some Big Booty Chicks are CHEATING!

2009-08-24T14:56:00.001-04:00

Okay, I just HAVE to put some of you guys and gals on game!

What you see above are what I call "booty draws" for obvious reasons. Millions of women are enlisting these padded undies for a more curvacious and bootylicious figure. Now, I dont have a problem with chicks forcing a big ass and thick hips on themselves, but what happens when you dudes get to know them and the next base is on its way? What happens when you think you gotta "cutie with a booty" and she gets in the bedroom with you and commences to take her hips and booty off?

So ladies, dont feel intimidated so easily when you see a so-called bad bitch. Most of them chicks got help...in the form of "booty draws!"

I aint bussin no bubbles...I'm just sayin...

Amber Rose likes chicks 2?

2009-08-24T03:43:00.003-04:00

Check out these pics I dug up of Kanye's girl, Amber Rose, in her younger days...and it looks like them younger days came with hot lesbian action! I aint mad at her! I dont judge, been there, done that...just know chick hits a lick if she keeps Kanye!

BIOSHOCK & THE BIG SCREEN!!

2009-08-24T02:19:00.003-04:00

Man, oh man! The Hubs always played Bioshock on the 360, and at first, I was annoyed at how much he played. then, the damn game started scarin the beejeezus outta me! Anywho, he beat the game a few times and has since moved on to other hot games....

I was floored to hear that they were going to make a BIOSHOCK movie! Its going to be 3 times worse than Silent Hill super scary ass was! I'm going to piss myself when watching this movie, but it'll be worth it! I love torturing myself with really scary movies...

Man if you arent familiar with BIG DADDIES, you need to get with it!! The sound they make on the game is enough to have you scared to be in the dark by yourself!